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1 posted on 04/01/2006 6:34:26 AM PST by Avenger

61 posted on 04/01/2006 6:47:02 AM PST by MonroeDNA (Look for the union label--on the bat crashing through your windshield!)

As you Wish.

You're ZOTTED!
Cat SPEW CHUNKS coming your way.

62 posted on 04/01/2006 6:47:41 AM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

For some reason I don't have a taste for cheese today...

63 posted on 04/01/2006 6:48:03 AM PST by JRios1968 (E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")

Trying to commit "Suicide by ZOT" I see.

64 posted on 04/01/2006 6:48:07 AM PST by HEY4QDEMS (Learn from the past, don't live in it.)

Fascinating...this is not logical...

66 posted on 04/01/2006 6:49:12 AM PST by JRios1968 (E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")

Proposal:

Any poster requesting to be zotted, shall henceforth be immediately signed up for a second posting account.

67 posted on 04/01/2006 6:50:06 AM PST by Cringing Negativism Network

70 posted on 04/01/2006 6:53:36 AM PST by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)

Mods, this is a warning. ZOT ME NOW!!!! Drive a stake through this beast!

73 posted on 04/01/2006 6:55:23 AM PST by Avenger

Well over 10 minutes has passed. So what are your next demands?

76 posted on 04/01/2006 6:56:50 AM PST by lexington minuteman 1775

78 posted on 04/01/2006 6:57:10 AM PST by WestCoastGal (What’s your water temp right there Junebug? 260-Oh, my bad 200.The little needle was in the way Heh)

An Opus/Zot? What'll they think of next?

79 posted on 04/01/2006 6:57:15 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)

82 posted on 04/01/2006 6:57:49 AM PST by Don Carlos ("Beer is proof God loves us". B. Franklin)

In your time of fasting and prayer
Remember to beware of the Dark Side

A Parable - The fundamental difference between left and right?One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week"
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning When the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to Pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept Money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

83 posted on 04/01/2006 6:58:06 AM PST by HangnJudge

86 posted on 04/01/2006 6:59:22 AM PST by Dog Gone

Thanks everyone! That was a real fine ZOT! Now, could a Mod please finish me off?

92 posted on 04/01/2006 7:04:52 AM PST by Avenger

94 posted on 04/01/2006 7:07:46 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Romantics and pessimists are two sides of the same coin. Both will happily lead you over the cliff)

>Please Zot me!!! Please!!!

Oh, yeah, right. AS IF
you can get a good ZOT just
by ASKING for one!

95 posted on 04/01/2006 7:08:31 AM PST by theFIRMbss

This gentleman will play you into the next world.

:Sniff: Goodbye

99 posted on 04/01/2006 7:11:04 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Romantics and pessimists are two sides of the same coin. Both will happily lead you over the cliff)

God Bless America! Best wishes to you all! :-)

101 posted on 04/01/2006 7:16:21 AM PST by Avenger

Avenger
Since Mar 25, 2002

Been here 4 years and doesn't know the difference between a Zot! and an opus???

Hmmmmmmm...
this is a difficult one to score...
Not sure whether to deduct points or award extra credit on the opus meter...
And I forgot to check to see if this was posted in Breaking News...

CRAP! Why did you do this on a Saturday morning???
I gotta go get another cup of coffee before I can figure this one out.

102 posted on 04/01/2006 7:18:01 AM PST by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!!)

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