Hey there, did anyone ask the Frenchman to put down the crack pipe and stop smoking that Middle Eastern hashish?
Historical Events of May 25 BC (Before Comet):
1787 - The Constitutional Convention convened in Philadelphia.
1898 - 2500 men were dispatched to Manila as part of the Spanish-American War.
1953 - The first atomic artillery shell was fired in Nevada.
1961 - President John F. Kennedy stated that the United States would be the first to put a man on the moon.
1979 - A DC-10 leaving Chicago's O'Hare Airport crashed killing 273 people.
Births:
1803 - Ralph Waldo Emerson, essayist/philosopher.
So if I want my neighbor to become a pacifist, I should trample down his grass and throw an ice cube at him?
Boy these aliens are just too smart for me.
Oh come on, everybody knows that the earth is gonna end on June 6th 2006 at 6 p.m.
Well, I'm glad I'm taking vacation before the 25th then.
Can I get some of whatever he's smoking please?
May 25th is also George Lucas' birthday and the anniversary of the first Star Wars film.
Coincidence?? I think not...
We're about to get a much closer look. In May 2006 the fragments are going to fly past Earth closer than any comet has come in more than twenty years.
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2006/24mar_73p.htm
So we are to be destroyed by a comet to warn us of our destructive ways????? Hmmmm
Oh me, oh my!
Looking at JPL data of today.
Three of these fragments will come within 5 million miles from Earth.
P73(AG)--> 0.0511 au= 4.750 million miles on May 16th (rounding numbers)
P73(Y)--> 0.0523 au= 4.861 million miles on May 9th
P73(AB)--> 0.037 au= 4.991 million miles on May 15th
Here's the data:
http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/db?name=73p
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Former?You mean they can really fire someone in France?Mental note to self.DO NOT FLY TO FRANCE!I wonder who took his job!
a little light chicken-littleism for breakfast?
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1 LD = Lunar Distance = ~384,000 kilometers
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Perhaps he should leave science to the scientists?
"Ribet! It's Bush's Fault! Ribet!"
Pass me the tinfoil, please.
Klaatu. Barada. Nikto.
OK, if I have this right, an alien intelligence has decided to warn us of the dangers of massive, violent destructive acts by violently destructing much of the planet? So much for superior inteligence---we could do that! I'm unimpressed.
"t a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit."
Hah, Hah the suckers bought it. We almost got caught the night we did that one.
did it ever occur to him that it could be a warning to the Mullahs?