Posted on 05/07/2006 5:47:39 AM PDT by madprof98
Hamlet, Lear, Othello, Macbeth, and this guy.
**** snicker ****
"I'm smart!"
"I have never worked a f***ing day in my life!” -- Patrick Kennedy
Now we have it from the horse's a$$ that being a congressman is not a real job.
Here's my first (and probably last) attempt at a song. To be sung to the tune of Linda Ronstadts "Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me"
Well I walk on into the Hawk and Dove
Order a Double Whiskey
It washes down my prescription drugs
Poor poor pitiful me
Poor poor pitiful me
Poor poor pitiful me
All my addictions won’t let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe woe is me
Well a gal friend said "don’t take the wheel”
Now I won’t give her name
Well I insisted “I surely will”
Kennedy’s get no blame
So I hopped on in and drove real fast
I hit a car and wrecked the fender
Capitol Hill cops gave me a pass
None of this I can remember
Poor poor pitiful me
Poor poor pitiful me
Stupid cops just set me free
The Lord had mercy on me
Oh-oh-oh Lucky me
Pops says tell ‘em you’re “off to Congress”
And “by the way have fun at Mayo
But first you’re gonna meet the press
We’ll spin a tragic Kennedy tale”
Poor poor pitiful me
Poor poor pitiful me
Tho my Pops won’t set me free
The media have mercy on me
Oh-oh-oh Lucky me
Poor poor poor me
Poor poor pitiful me
Poor poor poor me
Poor poor pitiful me
Poor poor poor me
Poor poor pitiful me
He has succeeded.
Okay. No Grammy's for my first song. How bout this one? Sung to Hank Williams "Jambalaya":
Goodbye joe, me gotta go, me O my O
Me gotta go get some “treatment” out at Mayo
Kennedy son, the pitiful one, me O my O
Son of a gun, I’ll have good fun at the Mayo
It’s just a ploy, all a lie, mumbo-jumbo
To get the press of my back for a-while
All that talk, I’m a drunk and may be gay-O
Son of a gun, I gotta run for the Mayo
I can say, from my past stay, the place is buzzin’
Kinfolk come to the Mayo by the dozen
Dress in style, go hog wild, me O my O
Son of a gun, I’ll have big fun at the Mayo
BINGO!
It's tough being permanently elected to Congress.
Poor lil guy.
Of course they will. This is the future president of the US!
Your probably right; that is the whole reason behind teddy's living, because he was such a screw up, his son to be pres....
I wonder what the clintons will think about this? I wonder if the clinton daughter will have thoughts about going into politics?
I think Patrick would be groomed for the job after Hillary's 8 year tenure.
Isn't clinton going to be surprised when she doesn't obtain the White House?
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