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Dawn Sneaks: Old Birds Sing Early, Cuckold Sleepyheads
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| 7-11-2006
| Susan Milius
Posted on 07/11/2006 3:34:13 PM PDT by blam
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Maybe if I start getting up earlier....
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posted on
07/11/2006 3:34:17 PM PDT
by
blam
To: blam
Appearances can be deceptive.
How do we know that the "Early Bird" wasn't actually up all night?
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posted on
07/11/2006 3:38:53 PM PDT
by
capt. norm
(W.C. Fields: "The time has come to take the bull by the tail and face the situation".)
To: blam; SpinnerWebb
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
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posted on
07/11/2006 3:42:07 PM PDT
by
tx_eggman
(Islamofascism ... bringing you the best of the 7th century for the past 1300 years.)
To: blam
Among European birds called blue tits, the early bird gets more than a worm. I don't think that you can make up this stuff.
Geez, and the nutty Left wants to change the name of the Grand Tetons?!
To: blam
What's the country song..
I aint as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was.
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posted on
07/11/2006 3:49:33 PM PDT
by
PeterPrinciple
(Seeking the truth here folks.)
To: Ancesthntr
I don't mind them sagging a bit... but I draw the line when they turn blue.
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posted on
07/11/2006 3:50:04 PM PDT
by
johnny7
(“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
To: blam
"...blue tits....attract more of the promiscuous females than younger males..."
Uh....
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posted on
07/11/2006 3:50:54 PM PDT
by
vladimir998
(Ignorance of Scripture is ignorance of Christ. St. Jerome)
To: blam
Maybe if I start getting up earlier... If you start chirpin' in a tree in my yard I'm gonna chuck a shoe.
To: blam
Maybe if I start getting up earlier....LOL!
To: blam
Sadly, no one's interested in old boobies.
To: martin_fierro
"Sadly, no one's interested in old boobies." Yup. It's the Blue Tits that have all the fun.
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posted on
07/11/2006 4:34:40 PM PDT
by
blam
To: tx_eggman
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
Let's not forget that the worm got up early too.
Comment #13 Removed by Moderator
To: blam
In Europe, the springtime dawn chorus includes the voices of male blue tits... Nope. Not me. Not gonna touch it.
To: PeterPrinciple
If that's from a country song, it's also from "A Private Affair" by a Canadian group called "Garfield" circa 1978. But it ain't country.
To: Lazamataz; Tijeras_Slim
Older males start singing some 5 or 6 minutes earlier in the dawn chorus and attract more of the promiscuous females than younger males do Laz's Secrets Redux.
To: ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY
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posted on
07/11/2006 4:48:08 PM PDT
by
PeterPrinciple
(Seeking the truth here folks.)
To: johnny7
I suppose it really depends upon the exact shade of blue
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posted on
07/11/2006 4:49:00 PM PDT
by
grjr21
To: devolve; ntnychik; PhilDragoo
Need a laugh? Funny thread.
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posted on
07/11/2006 4:54:46 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
To: blam
So, if I paint mine blue and sing at dawn, I will have to buy Vigra wholesale?
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posted on
07/11/2006 4:55:29 PM PDT
by
razorback-bert
(Rush was a victim of profiling)
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