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"Hey, Anna, wanna go to a night club? I've got a cool pickup truck!" |
Posted on 12/11/2006 6:50:33 AM PST by LurkedLongEnough
What a stupid and factually wrong article! In what alternate world does this man live in?
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"Hey, Anna, wanna go to a night club? I've got a cool pickup truck!" |
Up there, Dominos probably has Snowcats.
Pennsylvania used to have big signs on their interstate highways that said, "...America Starts Here..." as one entered their commonwealth. They were perceived as insulting and were later exchanged for something bland and not at all memorable. The folks from New Jersey and New York must have bristled each time they headed westward!
~ Blue Jays ~
Whattaa goober. What's more common among all these disparate elements is time and convenience. They have nothing to do with not wanting to use our cars.
Used to drive it about once/yr. Last time was in April and it didn't seem at all improved over previous years.
He certainly doesn't live in Texas. Autos are the key for dang near everything here. ESPECIALLY if you live in an Exurb.
Wish you hadn't said that! I had an earworm all last week of "I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 miles ... and I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 miles ... "
It never ends!
:)---I applaud you for your courage---takes alot. I live in a simular environment.
Amen to that! 70 miles one way over a 8800 ft mt pass in to work each day.
Agreed. If anything, handling mundane shopping trips and errands efficiently allow us to use our cars more for enjoyable and less routine trips. Routine use cheapens the experience.
Those rare times I chose to live far from my job I preferred working during my commute instead of staring at a bumper. This gave me more time for weekend roadtrips into the countryside.
Until Star Trek like transporter technology is perfected,
Doubt it!
Yes, the car is now optional in midtown Manhattan. Duh. It has been for decades. Sorry, but the rest of the world doesn't have a subway every three blocks in every direction and a hundred thousand people per square mileto interact with and to fuel local businesses.
Carolyn
A car means you have the ability to change your mind and do something else.
Citizen, if the Government wanted you to change you mind, it would have issued you one.
I take it this is a tongue-in-cheek article. Especially since the number of miles driven by the average American is climbing.
Fighting the beast from within!
In a manner of speaking---Yes.
It's called a Cadillac Escalade!
PLAN A : :
If the writer has a car - follow him after he gets off work to his local watering hole.
After he is settled and had a few drinks call a local automatic transmission repair service and ask them to please send out a tow truck to bring in the vehicle and pull out and inspect the burned out transmission and call him at the Danbury, CT (make sure you first have the vehicle license plate number, make, model, color, his work phone number, extension, and his working hours) newspaper at 11am the next day with the estimate for parts and labor to "fix" his car properly.
His obsolete car that is not essential anymore.
Be sure to tell them "you" will need the estimate as soon as possible as "you" will be going on a long trip soon - and that you will pay using your VISA card.
-- Don't worry about the locked doors - Pros can handle that in a heartbeat. Most shops have keymaking machines and codes. And Slim Jims.
-- Or for a small fee the ignition, door, and trunk key numbers are available to put on top of his left front tire........
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PLAN B : :
(It gets much better......)
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This "PLAN A" scenario also works wonders for ALF & ELF Enviro-Nutsies.....
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