What Planet Is Cheney Living On?

Hearst Syndicate (not to be confused with the White House Press Corps) ^ | 02/07/07 | Helen Thomas, clueless extraterrestrial

[presidio9]

I found this really cool website called www.google.com

You can type in just about any famous person's name, and get tons of pictures and information about them. Don't take my word for it. See for yourself.

[hgro]

Another boatload of that familiar commodity from Ms. Thomass.

[fish hawk]

For sure, it's not Planet Hollywood.

[MNJohnnie]

Usually all I see on Google is about 50 postings of the same 5 publicity pic of any star plus a couple of totally irrelevant picts mislabel as being that person. I guess I have to get down to page 57 to get the candied stuff. Guess that will learn me to give up after page 3 or 4.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Anyone keeping up with the daily news from Baghdad knows that few people in the last few months -- especially those in the military -- are bragging about big successes to quell the violence in Iraq.

Dear Helen,
Anyone keeping up with the news from Iraq by speaking with troops actually on the ground will understand that quelling the violence in Iraq is not their primary mission.
Rebuilding their infrastructure and bringing democracy to the Iraqis is.
Try getting your updates from a different source than your Liberal sycophantic cronies.

[presidio9]

We're talking about Jessica Alba pics here. Is it a chore for you to hit page forward a few times?

[GourmetDan]

"Anyone keeping up with the daily news from Baghdad knows that few people in the last few months -- especially those in the military -- are bragging about big successes to quell the violence in Iraq."

You think this might be part of the problem?

Maybe Cheney knows things that aren't in 'the daily news', hmmm?

[GourmetDan]

"Shame that so many females have no use for femininity."

'I'm a female and I think Jessica Alba has plenty of femininity.'

Doesn't this just make you a member of the group referenced rather than refute the claim?

Oh, I know. You're a woman therefore your opinion rules on the subject.

I think that was part of his point.

[rlmorel]

[MNJohnnie]

What the heck is the point of people posting all those picts that have NOTHING to do with Jessica Alba on her picture page? I mean there are a bunch of postings of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers labeled "Jessica Alba".

So do you suppose the pict of the girl with the white silk dress molded to her body is her? It is a good picture but from that angle it does not look like Jessica Alba.

BTW, HOW do we get more beach pictures? YUMMMY!

[Valin]

What Planet Is Cheney Living On?

Earth. Next question.

[presidio9]

In fairness, the two pictues that I posted both showed up on the first page of my Google search. I suspect that anybody who complains about looking at Jessica Alba pictures probably has a touch of teh ghey.

[Valin]

You win a no expenses paid trip to the Bill Clinton library and massage parlor.

[presidio9]

Hmmm...

What do this guy and the Vice President appear to have in common? (hint: the VP does NOT have a "MAYHEM" tattoo on his belly)

[ShawTaylor]

"What Planet Is Cheney Living On?"

We know what planet Dick Cheney is living on, and we know exactly where Dick Cheney comes from, and what he has achieved in his lifetime.
Real question is; what planet is Helen Thomas living on, and exactly where does Helen Thomas come from, and what are Helen Thomas's connections with Hezbollah and Al Quaeda terrorists in her Lebanese homeland?

[presidio9]

and exactly where does Helen Thomas come from

The middle east. She's an arab.

[rlmorel]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[devane617]

My question remains: When will the Iraqi's hug and make-up?

[Cinnamon Girl]

He lives on a planet that's too hot for you, Helen.

[ShawTaylor]

"The middle east. She's an arab."

Pretty much explains it.
Never seen any human so full of hate, bile, and sheer evil as Helen Thomas.
God in his infinite wisdom, decided to give her looks that exactly match her dark, evil soul.