Man Finds Illegals Inside His Kitchen

KRGV ^ | June 20, 2007

[2ndDivisionVet]

Just some “Undocumented Americans” according to Senate Democratic Majority Leader Harry Reid. I’m sure Jorge Boosh, Juan McCainez and Lindsey Grahamnesty would’ve made them some lunch and made them feel at home, had it been their house....

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[beaversmom]

ping

[Nathan Zachary]

"Ten to one “Emilio” is illegal, too, and that’s why he doesn’t want to be identified."

They probably ran into his house because they saw his Mexican flag flying and thought he would help them out.

[ZULU]

“A homeowner found a group of illegals in his kitchen.”

It wasn’t “his” kitchen. It actually belonged to a long dead Mexican whose land was illegally swiped by the U.S. in the Mexican War. The Mexicans were merely reoccupying Mexican Territory. (SARCASM)

[stylin19a]

"One of them ran over and tried to hide in my sister's room," says the man, who didn't want to be identified

If all the names to pick, why did they call him Emilio ?

So, what does "Emilio" have to hide ?

[RexBeach]

I see. So when do we expect to hear from the Spanish and the Aztecs? :)

[DancesWithBolsheviks]

“Man finds illegals inside his kitchen”
I bet atleast half of the restaurant owners in major cities can say that.

[Larry Lucido]

Just living in the kitchens Americans won’t live in.

[cryptotech]

Just trying to get in on the Gringo Gravy Train...

Who is this gringo called “swimmer” and where do I sign up?

[gathersnomoss]

RAID!

[traumer]

Just doing the dishes the Americans won’t do....

[blam]

"Reminds me of the McCarthy era where Communists were hiding everywhere."

The Venona Project proved McCarthy correct.

[Nathan Zachary]

"Who writes this stuff?"

Probably a "reporter" whose Spanish is much better than their english, and works for one of the local spannish channels, no doubt secretly cheering for the ones who got away.

[VRWCmember]

Ten to one “Emilio” is illegal, too, and that’s why he doesn’t want to be identified.

I doubt very seriously that he is illegal. My guess is that he doesn't want to be identified because he doesn't want the coyotes or illegals coming after him and/or his family. For border towns, Mission is a very nice area even if it is not exactly a center of affluence.

[cryptotech]

Emilio didn’t want anyone to know who he is...hmmm

[PsyOp]

He says the group talked funny and used a different Spanish.

An Arabic accent, perhaps?

[nmh]

Nothing like REWARDING ILLEGALS with amnesty. Looks like they should get citizenship FIRST since they've already picked out a LEGAL citizens house to live in.

[Hegemony Cricket]

Hell’s Kitchen?

[KingSnorky]

>>Hehe, I was totally playing the Benny Hill music in my head while reading this.<<

L M A O!!! The owner chasin’ em...smackin’ em repeatedly on the head!

[traumer]