Posted on 03/01/2008 10:50:08 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
UnHappy Days Are Here Again!!
UnHappy Days Are Here Again!!
Shouldn’t the devil have horns?
Former Wife of Satan Prepares to Give Speech to Feminist Organization
From what I saw about this on Inside Edition is that the Devil (Satan, Mephistopheles whichever name he goes by now)divorced her when he realized she was more evil than he could handle. She hooked up with Satan’s cousin - some jerk named Bill Clinton and started a new evil life.
I would say she succeeded quite well.
Foolish mortals. You thought I was a male?
I was going to make a comment, but on second thought I’d better not.
Oh I thought it would be a picture of Hillary and John McCain! They are all alike. NO matter the party affiliation. McCain has been in gov’t too long. I also get sick of paying all the Senators and gov’t people WHILE they are running for another office. They should have to resign their office before they run.
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A
My oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of Hsu’s money heading my way
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A
Mister Satan’s on my shoulder
It’s the truth
It’s actual
Everything is satisfactual
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A
Wonderful feeling
Wonderful day
Yeah
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A
My oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of moola heading my way
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A
Mister bluebird on my shoulder
It’s the truth
It’s actual
Everything is satisfactual
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A
Wonderful feeling
Wonderful day
Oh yeah
Pay no attention to that woman in front of the curtain...
“It has been reported that Hillary and Satan have been negotiating about the price of lessons in being evil. Satan says he really doesn’t want to pay as much as she is asking, but might consider it if he can write it off as a campaign contribution.”
and we were led to believe she was channeling Eleanor Rooseveldt!!!!
“I am smiling because I know my master watches over me!”
‘Hellary, you hold the key to eternal life. Heaven doesn’t want you, and I’m afraid you’ll take over.’
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