[yankeedame]

The **** are part of the article.

[conservativeharleyguy]

"...anti-knife campaigners..."

Soon to be followed by "anti-sharp stick campaigners", then "anti-rock campaigners", "anti-dirt-clod campaigners", and "anti-finger-in-your-eye campaigners".

What's next? "Anti-sticking-your-tongue-out-at-me campaigners"?

Let the Muzzies have the damned place. The British deserve to lose it.

[TigersEye]

They didn’t arrest him for a hate crime? lol

[MadelineZapeezda]

Best use of the word f******!!!!

[supremedoctrine]

TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND STABBINGS IN ENGLAND AND WALES IN THE PAST YEAR??? THAT IS THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS CRIME STATISTIC I HAVE EVER HEARD!! hOW does that compare with other countries? I would bet that’s twenty times the US’s statistic, even with our huge population difference/

[BenLurkin]

“I understand that London has a knife problem. That's because you took everybody's guns away.”

How is that “outrageous”?

[TYVets]

one in five youngsters now claim they or their pals have been threatened with knives in the past year with an explosion of gangs being blamed.

,,,,an explosion of gangs being blamed.

BINGO! We have a winner.

Sure blame the knives not the gangs.

Last time I counted knives had been in the UK for several hundred years.

Ted you got to stop holding back, tell it like it is!

[RockinRight]

Ted is right, as he pretty much always is.

[dennisw]

LOL
Ted needs a special LOL CAT Ted

[BBell]

No Lily Allen pics?

Ought to be a rule

[SIDENET]

"If you had a f***ing gun you could shoot the motherf*****s with the knife. Do you need me to explain that to you dumb Limey motherf******? In Detroit, we don't have a knife problem. The knife motherf*****s got a Ted problem."

I'm writing in Ted for prez.

McAmnesty can go pound f***ing sand!

[Always Right]

I wish Ted wouldn’t hold back and tell them what he really thinks.

[Stoat]

Here's an old favorite of mine which although was originally penned in the 1970's it seems entirely appropriate for this thread:

Rick's Poetry Page

'A Bang and a Wimpy'

by Attila the Stockbroker

Swing door swings open in the fast food fun palace
Two pairs of eyes meet mine
I steel myself and grimace
Elbows against the counter they slump
Mean eyed
Po faced
No nonsense
Pre-pubescent pugilists
Terror tots
South London's finest
Knee-high nihilists planning nursery crimes
The Wimpy bar mafia
Nine years old
Macho
Murderers
Primary school but primed to kill
Or maim
Or terrorise
Size you up and slice you through with Peter Sutcliff eyes
They're into older women
Eleven or twelve's their favourite age
They chat them up as they come in
Invade their space like Space Invaders
"Oy Love"
"Want some chips?"
Then invite them home for glue and a private rendition of the new Exploited single
Or some other manic mayhem to make their extremities tingle
Soon they'll be old enough to bunk into a disco
But 'till then they'll stick to the hamburger hustle
A bang and a Wimpy
A Wimpy and a bang
The grim and grimy gangsters from the mustard and cress gang
Video vandals
Violent virgin vigilantes verging on the vindictive
I've been searching for the young soul rebels
Been searching everywhere
Couldn't find them anywhere
But here they are in the Wimpy bar
Right by Victoria station
I stand and watch them operate in muted fascination
'Till...
" 'ere, got 10p mate? "
Snaps me back to hard reality
And the half concealed glinting switchblade smiles with awful clarity
I give them 21 pence and they give me a hard smile
Now they've the price of another tube they're happy for a while
And in the Wimpy wonderland, the crisis kids run free
A bang, a Wimpy and a sniff and home in time for tea

********************************************

Hear a legal audio preview of this legendary spoken word track here:

Attila The Stockbroker - A Bang & A Wimpy

 

[big'ol_freeper]

Of course you have the obligatory liberal outrage when faced with the truth.

[Chode]

Right!!! Well then... henceforth, all things sharp will be banned, and all things pointy shall also be banned, and anything that is sharp AND pointy is right out!!!

Also, things that are blunt are banned, and things that are heavy are banned, and things that are blunt AND heavy are RIGHT OUT AS WELL!!!

Well, lets see... that about cover it then???

[Hot Tabasco]

one in five youngsters now claim they or their pals have been threatened with knives in the past year with an explosion of gangs being blamed.

Ban the knives and spoons because spoons will be the next weapon of choice.......

[lainie]

It's not that he's wrong, it's just that, he wishes to prove his point by talking up the beautiful, crime-free city of ....Detroit?

[OKIEDOC]

I sitting here now listening to a Chicago rock station play Wang Dang Sweet Poontang...Go Ted.

[monkeyshine]

Video: How to use a butterfly knife

[DeaconRed]

This is simple to stop
Ban Knives
Then Sticks
Followed by Stones

Then the violence will STOP

[the scotsman]

Yawn.

Has-been US rocker who was a never-was in Britain or Europe slags off Britain to the three old men and a dog that have actually heard of him over here and bought a ticket...