Steelers to loose Super Bowl Trophies

email | March 28, 2009 | Unknown

[Veto!]

Fuhrer Nobama has, so severely blurred the line between REALITY and SATIRE, that it’s HARD TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE.

LOL.

[defconw]

Can the Browns get one? After all if the BROWNS didn't suck so bad P-Burgh wouldn't have won so many.

[dfwgator]

Have Jack Lambert guard them, they’ll be safe.

[Joe Boucher]

Steelers would have had more trophies had they drafted Dan Marino.
But hey they seem to have done pretty well without doing that.

Checked your profile, Good to know folks like you are out there.
Regards.

[TLI]

“The Detroit Lions are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well.” Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel and the NFL.

I . . . just . . . LUV it!

Toooo funny!

[Young Werther]

I'm confused. Which Pittsburg?

[shadeaud]

Not only the present manufacturing materials of the football be changed due to the ‘’pig skin’’ as previously mentioned, but trophies will now have to be made exclusively of recycled eco-friendly non polluting material. (possibly an ice sculpture). We better hurry because soon there won't be any ice due to global warming

[MoreGovLess]

I thought Freepers favored “English only” policies and expect residents to have a basic command of the language. Those illegal aliens have nothing on the author

[Cowboy Bob]

Maybe Detroit should get one for just participating in the NFL!

[dfwgator]

The Lions actually do have 4 NFL titles, so they’ll have to share with the Cardinals.

[IbJensen]

President Obombakenyata’s staff is looking into the plight of the Browns at this every moment.

[IbJensen]

It’s Pittsburgh!

[Veto!]

Ice sculpture—LOL. But nothing is too extreme for the idiots in the WH.

[Taking Congress back in 2010]

In related news Tim Geithner has deemed the New York Yankees “too big to fail” and have awarded themn back World Series Trophies.

When asked for a statement George Steinbrenner stated “The Yankees are baseball, we have the best players, management, front office,and history. The Rays did not deserve to go to the series as they don’t know baseball like we do. The Yankees would have won the series if the Rays didn’t steal our rightful place there.”

[coldoc]

Actually, with the errors, it becomes a pretty good satire on our “elite” Media, who put Zero into office.

[3catsanadog]

I know this is satire, but if anything would turn Pittsburgh Republican, this would.

[defconw]

Oh Crap! Then we’ll never get one.

[Popman]

I want the Federal Government to punish the Cowboys.

Gee, I think Jerry Jones is doing a GREAT job in punishing the Cowboys.

Who knows, maybe the Federal Government can do a better job running the team

[John.Galt2012]

Latest update to this story.
“After the distraction of March Madness has passed, Obama will consider a plan being discussed with the NFL players union, which will cap team manager’s and owner’s salaries and profits and divide the excess funds among the less fortunate teams and players with smaller contracts. To do this efficiently, Obama will create a new cabinet position, the Sporting Czar, who will receive the estimated 165 million dollars in excess management salaries. The Sporting Czar will be empowered to quickly determine which teams and players have the greatest need and redistribute the funds accordingly...without time consuming oversight, or input from the players, managers, owners or fans.” More to follow.

[Phinanceguy]

HEYYYYYYYYYY.......wait....One should go to the Buffalo Bills....We all know that Bills is an acronym for Boy,I Love Losing Superbowls:)