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Mecca mosques 'wrongly aligned'
news.bbc ^ | Sunday, 5 April 2009

Posted on 04/05/2009 3:13:30 PM PDT by JoeProBono

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To: JoeProBono

Muslims are dumb enough to believe anything. Just tell them it points to an even greater prayer amplifier.


61 posted on 04/05/2009 4:19:20 PM PDT by CodeToad (Anyone wanting the government to take over medical care should stand in line at the post office)
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To: Bryanw92
Nuke em from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Their prayers are only heard if they are in the pipe - five by five.

62 posted on 04/05/2009 4:22:32 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republic's warped and obscure humor needs since 1999)
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To: Yorlik803

THAT IS SO SICK but I like it....LOL


63 posted on 04/05/2009 4:24:50 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: browardchad
Not to worry....Solomon Rushdie: He's still OK


64 posted on 04/05/2009 4:25:59 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Neil E. Wright

Prayer error ping


65 posted on 04/05/2009 4:28:46 PM PDT by dcwusmc (We need to make government so small that it can be drowned in a bathtub.)
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To: JoeProBono

Wah ha ha ha habist!!!!


66 posted on 04/05/2009 4:30:38 PM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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To: JoeProBono

Do they slide out the chute (#5) when the ride’s over?


67 posted on 04/05/2009 4:32:22 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: CaptainMorgantown
And is the reduction in effectiveness a gradual linear degradation or is it an all-or-nothing step function?

It's probably a delta function, unless most of their prayers are about keeping them somewhat backward.

68 posted on 04/05/2009 4:34:57 PM PDT by Greysard
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To: Vaquero
“Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho”

Is Jambi in that box? I thought it looked like one of those funhouse rides at the county fair, myself.

69 posted on 04/05/2009 4:34:59 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: JoeProBono

Gee, I have a permanent marker spot on my toilet pointing towards Mecca. I hope I haven’t been peeing in the wrong direction.


70 posted on 04/05/2009 4:40:08 PM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll)
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To: JoeProBono
Not to worry....Solomon Rushdie: He's still OK

Yes, but he's very ugly, and leftist, and ugly. Other than that, he's OK.

72 posted on 04/05/2009 4:48:17 PM PDT by browardchad
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To: JoeProBono

Ok, this is laughable, but as an atheist, I see all kinds of hair-splitting of this type going on in other religious traditions, too. And it’s not just limited to various Jewish divisions, either.


73 posted on 04/05/2009 5:03:56 PM PDT by hunter112 (SHRUG - Stop Hussein's Radical Utopian Gameplan!)
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To: JoeProBono

Nuke Mecca!


74 posted on 04/05/2009 5:05:53 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: CaptainMorgantown

Hmmm...linear, exponential, logarithmic, Dirac delta function? The questions are endless...


75 posted on 04/05/2009 5:20:43 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: cripplecreek

ROFL....but sad.


76 posted on 04/05/2009 5:23:33 PM PDT by GulfWar1Vet
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To: JoeProBono
Just what is he (she?) doing with an AR instead of an AK?
77 posted on 04/05/2009 5:48:49 PM PDT by JoeFromSidney
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To: mass55th

“It was Allah’s will.”

It was Allah’s will that an illiterate goat herder was subcontracted to build these buildings?

Eh. Government low bidder. Happens here, every day. ;)


78 posted on 04/05/2009 5:50:22 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: dware

It’s so easy to use laser beam tech to find exact points.

You can even buy the device at Home Depot.


79 posted on 04/05/2009 5:52:13 PM PDT by Boiling Pots (The Politicians think we're all stupid, and they're largely correct.)
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To: JoeProBono

One has to wonder about the “validity” of prayers that must be uttered while facing toward a big ugly black rock anyway..... What, Allah can’t handle prayers oriented in any other direction?


80 posted on 04/05/2009 6:01:24 PM PDT by Enchante (Obama Grovels Before Saudi King --- Our Founders are Spinning in their Graves)
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