'Virginity Test' Helps Free 3 in Vietnam Rape Case

Mail Times (from AP wire) ^ | 1 July 2010 | Tran Van Mihn

[USMCPOP]

That's odd. I had big red marks after she held onto my ears.

[jagusafr]

MD - we need to chat about the definition of “delicately”...but an excellent observation nonetheless!

Colonel, USAFR

[Mr. K]

I thought that it proves that the woman is made out of wood, because if the duck floats and wood floats then they must be made out of the same thing.

[handmade]

Okay- does aural sex compete with under the fingernail stimulation? Maybe that accounts for hang nail fungus.

[sportutegrl]

My hubby told me he lost his ‘red dot’ in an ‘accident’.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Okay- does aural sex compete with under the fingernail stimulation?"

That's largely contingent upon where your fingernails happen to be while they're being stimulated.

[allmendream]

Traditional acupuncture is no more effective than “sham’ acupuncture in controlled studies.

But here we see what idiocy such ‘traditional’ thinking leads to.

No DNA evidence? No other physical evidence? No testimony?

No, lets look at a mystical mysterious red dot on the ear! That is the REAL answer!

Superstitious nonsense.

[Joe 6-pack]

Speaking of ears, what's black and white and red all over?

[windcliff]

Primitivism.

[handmade]

contngency

Oh good, that makes it clear. Well, probably black and yuccky as fungals are, but still....it is plain to see the two intercononect.

[Jack Hammer]

On a related note, orders are up four thousand percent at Saigon tattoo parlors for insertion of simple red dots behind the ears.