Text Message Blows up Suicide Bomber by Accident (Russia)

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[babble-on]

Somebody set us up the bomb

[ZinGirl]

maybe it was her mother texting her to remind her to wear clean underwear if she's going out.

or an old boyfriend saying that she was still 'da bomb'

or it would be REALLY ironic is someone just randomly texted, "3....2.....1.."

[tbw2]

Saved from suicide bombing by spam.

I just wish it had worked for the most recent attack, too, at the Moscow airport.

[tbw2]

An analysis I read of the incident was that it was a sign she wasn’t a professional, that these phones are usually kept OFF until right before hand.

[chuckee]

Enlisting spam in the war on terror. Chalk one up for spam.

[One Name]

yeah I was playing with it. You’d think they were smart enough to use a new trac phone no one had the number to, except your leader and oh yeah your Service Provider.

“Congratulations for becoming a new XYZ customer! Your service is now activated...

[Right Wing Agitator]

Don’t call me, I’ll call you... BOOM!

[Red Badger]

We could stop a lot of these types by sending out blanket spam messages at least once a day all across planet to every cell phone number!.......

[bitterohiogunclinger]

What’s the point of a cell phone if it’s a suicide bomber?
A battery and a switch should do the job, unless they are coerced and the handler wants to force the “suicide”.

[One Name]

Does sound like a cold-feet override plan, doesn’t it?

It must be hard to get good terrorism help these days.

[Batman11]

Now that’s what you call a hands free phone!

[atomic conspiracy]

“The person you are trying to reach is unavailable. Permanently.”

[MsLady]

Ditto that....lol....my best Steve Urkel....did I do that?

[ak267]

Palin’s fault...

[DocH]

OMG.

Did u c the latest selection of burkas at Fashions by Omar The Tentmaker?!!!

I tell u, they are to die for!

[handmade]

That is my laugh for the day if not the week.

[Professional Engineer]

Premature jihadulation

I'm gonna have to swipe this.

[tflabo]

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?/ Simple vibrators are not good enough for these forlorn muzzie women?

[The Antiyuppie]

It’s my understanding that there are a lot of fumble-fingered Israelis...quite a few “hang-ups” (or blow-ups, as the case may be) there... :)

[wildandcrazyrussian]

This is the funniest thing I have heard all day. I hope the landlords who rent out the safe houses have leaned to charge extra in advance for cleanup.