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Nope, won't fit in the sleeper. |
Posted on 06/14/2011 5:26:57 PM PDT by glock rocks
It’s on NBC #3 but I’m not watching only when there’s a commercial on the Pickers...
You trust Pete to drive you around when he takes photos while behind the wheel and where is Cal Trans to clean up the mess? My congressman is saddened that you only accept photos from truckers and wanna-be-gardners; I told him to put some ice on it.
3 zip Boston.
Drove a couple hundred miles on an interstate today and didn’t see any bee hives on the side of the road. A few insects did commit suicide on my windshield though.
Did you see the toilet bowl brush on the dash of the Pete???
Two hours of the Pickers tonight but I do watch the hookey game during commercials
I came up with a CB mic in one hand and a shifter in the other and the steering wheel in the other and a smoke or cuppa java in the other. Nary a commercial accident or citation. I drove my motorcycle through the wall in my garage and have been hit head-on 3 times by idiots, but I’ve been bruised worse in bar fights and I work for a living and have a garden as well and don’t text while driving, but I do take pictures with my dash cam. Doesn’t everybody?
Having Ewok in the truck is the biggest distraction since the first Trolley Square incident, but that’s a story I’ll relate to all y’all at the Bender Airbeef BBQ later this summer. You’ll be there, yes?
You drove the Silverado down to Home Depot because you planted too much soft neck, eh?
That’s not quite true. Not that I’m FOR Boston, I just don’t want the Cup going to Canada!
I hope my neighbor understands the sacrifice his beloved Beef Cow is making toward the merging of 4 states but can we keep SoTex out of the loop until I negotiate trading my new 32 Ford Roadster for a real Texas Grain Fed Steer?
Ya, I was going to ask about the toilet bowl brush but was afraid I get a personal photo.
OK, how about driving with my knees with one hand holding the coffee and mic and the other hand grasping the donut while hitting the hidden button releasing the 12 gauge from it’s electric lock. My elbow was flipping the toggles for the lights and siren....but I’m not one to brag.
I’m gunna go find me so hockey, eh?
OOPPPss. The Pickers are into their third hour?
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Nope, won't fit in the sleeper. |
Dude. Donuts can kill!
Doesn’t everyone have a toilet brush on their dash?
Wait, you have a lock on your shotgun?
So many question, too few hockey games on tonight. I’d best go grill the ham and set the hash browns to fry for our belated breakfast. I’ll look for the game. Go USA!
Fair enough.
You’re not going to make yo mama in a big old noisy truck again are you??? Oh, and bring the paintball guns this time
Goal!!! 34
that’s Four... Fat Fingers Tork
Naw, we’ll bring the Charger again. 10-Roger on the paint ball markers. We’ll bring one for everyone. It’ll be fun to see you runnin the intruder varmints off yer property. I’ve gotcher six! Mom and the boy can take care of the stragglers, and daughter and yer first wife can char the aircow. I’m lookin forward to the whole event. You don’t mind that I’ve invited a few people to join us...
Not at all FRiend! We’ll be in Boston celebrating but there is a extra key on the back side of the 4th Redwood Tree 83 paces beyond the small Weber but before you reach the bear den. Oh, and bring food for Dolly this time.
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