NASCAR - Pure Michigan 400 from MIS, on ESPN Sunday 8-21, 1pm ET - race 23 of 36

Jayski ^

[glock rocks]

Possibly the most redundant two words ever Uddered on a Racin Thread

I actually read this part (hell, I posted it):

Profanities, flame wars and belligerence in observing common sense rules and family decency standards on the thread may result in serious sanctions so be nice.

So, there ya are, Tork. If'n I spoke my mind, I'd be zottin myself. IOW, mind yer own cattle.

[tubebender]

Ummmmm... you need to go to bed and fall asleep counting Mountain Goats... or something

[tubebender]

A suggestion for your weekend cookout as suggested by MadDog Xtenze on an old thread...

[happydogx2]

Criminy & blimey to dilute the slimy! What is the world coming to? As former management material I do have a solution and am here to present, for a limited time only (at an outrageous price) the one and only:

Yes! It's from Benderville too! Get yours today!!

[tubebender]

My son takes me to Los Bagel in Old Town against my will as it is habituated by the ultra-liberal animals who wear Birkenstocks and their women have hairy armpits. Go to Google Earth, Eureka Ca, 2nd & E street but hold your breath as you drive by in the StreetViewMobile...

[happydogx2]

Ultra liberals can love the women w/hairy armpits (their one good attribute?) but I am partial to Birkenstocks myself - especially in Hawaii.

I changed my drivers after reading each analysis of the upcoming race and now I don’t remember who I’ve chosen. My one day off will start w/a nap, about now, as the markets continue their meltdown.

[happydogx2]

Gees, don’t tell Mrs HDX2, it was a 2 hour nap and methinks your fib’n about L.B.’s clientel. All I see is some old geezer with white hair at the outside table and I did not know that raccoons ate slugs and snails.

[tubebender]

Mrs HDX2 are intimate Facebook FRiends. Just ask Pete...

[tubebender]

Tork... after careful review I have decided to go with last weeks team which was the same as the previous week which was the....

[glock rocks]

Escargot! Looks like it won’t fall through the grill, either! Thank you!

[glock rocks]

Sources: Danica making NASCAR switch

[tubebender]

I ran the other way when my Mother made a Willow Switch...

[glock rocks]

I ran the other way when my Mother made a Willow Switch...

Oh wonderful, another silver spoon.

My mom made us cut our own switches. I observed enough broken spatulas to know not to enter the kitchen if any recipe requiring a rolling pin was in progress...

[tubebender]

You are the only 2 I know that could benefit from this study...CLICK HERE

[tubebender]

OK OK... Mama only made the Willow Switch when I hid the Wooden Spoon

[Pete-R-Bilt]

Red-Green helped me attach the keyboard the the steering wheel, I’m having difficulty keeping the monitor duck tapped to the hood though...

here’s one you’ll like

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=16866326

[SouthTexas]

ROFLMAO

I just read an editorial on why Americans hate economics.
It followed prit near the same routine.

WSJ

I know it's not racing, more of a reality issue.

[SouthTexas]

Thanks, I like watching the big moves.

[tubebender]

I hope you didn't notice that they were pulling it with a Mack and Red Green taught me everything I need to know to survive in yesterdays world. A friend of mine died filming at the Salt Flats recently Ray Crowell. There are only two kinds of people in my life...you're either a friend or you're an enemy...

[o_zarkman44]

Super Speedway. Unfortunately Michigan is usually a boring race.