Amish men refuse to pay fine, cite religious beliefs

www.wpsdlocal6.com ^ | 10 Oct 2011 | Julie Collins

[JRandomFreeper]

If you knew what I was thinking....

I knew what you was thinking. But the Amish boy or Texas boy that is fleet of foot fast enough to fornicate with fauna, in the form of deer, ain't been born yet. (John Wayne voice off)

And I won't say whether any tried or not.

Cow tipping, however, is a recognized sport, in some locales. So is poaching, and sending old Sox back to the barn, alone, at night.

/johnny

[nc28205]

>>>So, how come you English don’t have big red triangles on your bicycles? They go about the same speed as a horse and buggy and aren’t as easy to see.

Kentucky Administrative Regulations

•You MUST use a front light when riding at night or whenever it is darker than usual (i.e. when it is heavily overcast)

•You MUST use a red rear reflector or light on yourself or your bicycle whenever riding on a highway or shoulder (definitions).

•At night or when overcast, you MUST use a steady or flashing red rear light.

[JRandomFreeper]

The hat is the first thing to go on and the last thing to come off.

I take mine off for the national anthem, prayers, supper, funerals, some weddings, and other times as I deem appropriate.

But you bet I don't go out in the noon-day sun around here without a hat on.

/johnny

[Psalm 144]

“They’re probably all REALLY Muslim terrorists...”

The Southern Poverty Law Cynics may fear Amish extremists will drive their buggies into grain silos.

[Psalm 144]

“I think poaching might have been a better word choice than violating (for english speakers), but I have Russian friends, so, you learn to understand.”

In my mother’s Scandinavian community they had a saying “Take a Dutchman for what he means and not what he says.”

[Hunton Peck]

Me, I wear a buzzcut, mostly to give dust and ticks less room to hide, but I guess it does have the added benefit of giving me one less way of looking goofy in a mugshot -- or maybe I should say goofier...

[JRandomFreeper]

In my mother’s Scandinavian community they had a saying

Ah... you have experience dealing with polyglot.

I studied Swenglish for 10 years.

It's better if you dig for the meaning in the words. Especially with folks that are expressing themselves in languages they recently learned. 2 thumbs up for your mom's saying.

/johnny

[miele man]

Am a bit surprised at how short these gentlemen are.

[BigCinBigD]

“And it is heartening to know that the Amish are not the only folks on the north american landmass to send a horse to the stables when there is game (deer or dear) afoot, after dark.

We were all young once.

/johnny”
And with what would they hunt the deer with? If a bit of reflective plastic is a nono. Then a Browning A bolt is completely out of the question. Pointy sticks perhaps?

Just being sarcastic.

[HiTech RedNeck]

A bow and arrow???

[JRandomFreeper]

Humans have had tubes with gunpowder and shot or balls or bullets since about 1450, here in the west.

It's not a new technology.

Any idiot with a really hot fire, some twisted nails, and a clue about powder can make a shotgun.

Maker owns the risk.

/johnny

[BigCinBigD]

That falls under pointy sticks. :o)

[HiTech RedNeck]

Could always use Native American style flint arrowheads. That technology is old enough to pass Amish muster.

[JRandomFreeper]

And to be honest? I'd poach dear with a spear. Thrown with an atlatl. But I'm lazy, and like to eat.

/johnny

[HiTech RedNeck]

Blunderbusses maybe

[JRandomFreeper]

Could always use Native American style flint arrowheads.

I'm so lazy, I'd use fire tempered Bois 'd Arc branches for spears, sans the arrowheads.

/johnny

[HiTech RedNeck]

Carry a pencil sharpener with

[JRandomFreeper]

Blunderbusses maybe

They made them because they were effective for the time they were in.

Those of us that have gone hungry don't sneer at things that work. I'd take a blunderbuss.

/johnny

[JRandomFreeper]

Carry a pencil sharpener with

You never fire-tempered a piece of bois d' arc.

That's what the fire is for.

And you can't cut it with a modern steel hatchet.

/johnny

[abner]

These are the same people that build an out building for their phone service. If it isn’t in the house, it is ok. There are Amish that hide television sets in their walls. I guess they think they are hiding from God AND the government. They already don’t pay taxes... Religious exemption.

If they use our roads, let them pay.