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Good News Everyone...Feds vs.Zombies:CDC officially denies Zombie Apocalypse
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| 6/2/2012
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Posted on 06/03/2012 5:01:22 PM PDT by Dallas59
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To: HereInTheHeartland
You gotta like that Bob Hope...a man before his time. I’d say DIMocRATs.
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posted on
06/03/2012 7:33:25 PM PDT
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: HereInTheHeartland
You gotta like that Bob Hope...a man before his time. I’d say DIMocRATs.
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posted on
06/03/2012 7:34:21 PM PDT
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: Ronaldus Magnus
Laudable thinking.
Rice and flour are cheap. $17 for 50 pounds at Costco.
Cooking pots are $1 at various “dollar stores”.
Matches are cheap on bulk packs of small boxes.
Bottled water (half liter or one gallon) can be cheap if you look.
Plastic bags are almost free.
You can make up little charity kits for a couple bucks each. It’s something to give the desperate, while not impacting care of your own.
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posted on
06/03/2012 7:49:16 PM PDT
by
ctdonath2
($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com)
To: Dallas59
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posted on
06/03/2012 7:56:03 PM PDT
by
ctdonath2
($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com)
To: Ronaldus Magnus
If you are a Christian you have a clear answer. Prepare the best you can and pray unceasingly. Trust God to do the rest
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posted on
06/03/2012 8:01:00 PM PDT
by
Mom MD
(The country needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask)
To: Molon Labbie
Rev.Al said there was no reason to kill a black man for eating a cracker..
To: CholeraJoe; Delta 21; Nikas777; NoAmnesty; Yorlik803; TheOldLady; The Comedian; OB1kNOb; ...
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posted on
06/04/2012 4:50:23 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Look for the union label, then buy elsewhere.)
To: Ronaldus Magnus
I haven’t yet thought of a strategy for how I could provide for my family’s well being and still live up to the virtues of my Christian faith. Teach enough people to prepare in advance and you can preempt the starving crowds.
The Mormons can give you a lot of useful information and tips on how to do this...
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posted on
06/04/2012 7:25:29 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1231 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
To: Ezekiel
Don't laugh... November 6th is their big "coming out" day (Zombies AND stupid people... the only question is how much overlap). Why do you think Holder is trying to keep Florida from removing dead voters from their rolls?
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posted on
06/04/2012 7:28:55 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1231 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
To: Dallas59
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posted on
06/04/2012 3:10:36 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: Dallas59
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posted on
06/04/2012 3:14:42 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: JRandomFreeper
Oh, sure, believe the government that Zombies aren’t on the loose? Go ahead, believe the government and get your brains/face eaten.
Still think broccoli outside would keep them away.
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posted on
06/04/2012 4:14:52 PM PDT
by
Marcella
(God wouldn't vote for Romney so I won't, either.)
To: Marcella
Actually, given the choice between congress and zombies?
Hang on... I'm thinking...
Wait....
To: Marcella
Still thinking, and I'm leaning toward zombies....I have a solution for that...
Give me a bit...
To: Marcella
Having given it some thought. I'd rather have zombies than a congress.
That's my final answer.
/johnny
To: JRandomFreeper
You’re right. Zombies are more dependable - we know how they operate. If Zombies attacked congress, they would still be hungry because there aren’t many brains there - it’s mostly empty space in those heads.
Thanks for thinking that long about this problem - I like you, Johnny, you’re a special case. Would like to have had you for a patient (I dealt with mental disorders).
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posted on
06/04/2012 5:55:11 PM PDT
by
Marcella
(God wouldn't vote for Romney so I won't, either.)
To: Marcella
I'll take that as a compliment, regardless of how you meant it.
On the far side... after it's all over but the yelling.... the ones that survived are the sane ones.
/johny
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