Posted on 02/14/2013 1:19:40 AM PST by neverdem
Makes me wonder how many cats Nancy Pelosi has.
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Probably none.
But she does enjoy chasing them.
I probably have this since I have lived with 2 cats for the past 13 years, and given the stat that 30 to 50% have it. And yes, I indulge in risk taking behaviour (note the British spelling ... just an example of my risky behaviour.)
Other examples of risk taking:
1.) I often hand feed chicken to my non-declawed cats.
2.) I have been known to enter the shower without checking the temperature of the water first.
I am normally a hermit, but my extroversion is evident by my posting of personal information on a world wide forum.
I feel anxiety and depression, especially after watching the “State of the Union” or reading that DHS bought billions of hollow point bullets. Obviously, that’s not normal, since most people seem unconcerned.
Also, I have been exposed to cat “faeces” (to use another British spelling) because my cats are huge and despite buying the biggest litter boxes I can find they still occasionally miss the target.
The only upside I can think of is that now I have something to blame for how I feel and act — I have a cat virus in my brain. This explains alot.
Aack! Are you sure you are okay? You were trying to get both you and your husband pregnant? Pretty sure that doesn’t work....
The importance of this parasite should not be underestimated.
It is one of the large number of “mind controlling” parasites in the world, and the toxoplasma protozoa has a unique way of doing this.
Typically the parasite reproduces in the guts of felines, then it infects rodents that eat the cat feces. Then it makes the rodent attracted to cats so they are eaten. This is its life cycle.
When its host experiences fear or repulsion to something it fears or instinctively knows is hazardous, the protozoa detects these chemicals and excretes enzymes that make its host’s brain excrete *dopamine* in the pleasure center of its brain.
Imagine if when you saw a red hot stove, that you knew you shouldn’t touch and were afraid of, then suddenly waves of pleasure, even sexual pleasure, flooded your brain. If that happened each time you saw a red hot stove, soon you would be retrained to like red hot stoves. And if you touched one, and got burned, then you would get a huge dose of pleasure. You would like red hot stoves a lot, and want to touch them, maybe even encourage others to touch them.
This is done to rodents to retrain them to be attracted to the urine of cats, so to venture into their territory and be eaten.
But since humans have a similar chemical system in their brains as do rodents, it would not be unrealistic to imagine it having a similar effect.
Of course, people are usually not afraid of house cats, so there would be no fear response. But what *are* humans afraid of?
What if a person is attracted to all the wrong things and bad people and behavior, and rejects and despises healthy, normal behavior and associations?
Say they are attracted to communism and al-Qaeda, and reject normal families and marriage, and the Boy Scouts?
Those who are being parasitically controlled are turned into nihilists, people who want to destroy everything that is good. They want ruination and despair for all, misery and anguish and death.
Some estimated 11 million Americans are infected with Toxoplasma gondii.
Some 80% of French people are infected, and look what has become of them.
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Thanks for the ping!
One of ours likes the hand feeding thing, but he’s so gentle the main risk is getting your hand sanded to death as he licks the grease off your fingers.
Aack! Are you sure you are okay? You were trying to get both you and your husband pregnant? Pretty sure that doesnt work....
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LOL! Sure it does! We got TWINS!!!
(Seriously, we do have twins. One looks like me and one looks like him. People call them our clones. It’s very cute.)
(And you’re right; I should watch my grammar more carefully. Especially after midnight. On a cat thread. ;o)
rofl... that is SOOOO funny! hehheh... and so true, I’m sure...I took in a butt-ugly sick needy stray, looked for all the world like BilltheCat including the “ackack” and not much better after months of care, and have been accused of “starting down the dark path”.
Thanks for the laugh!
interesting thought w/profound implications; I’ll look into this more
“not so funny now, is it, huh?” bump ...
Well, congratulations! Twins are great.
Runs in my family. I was hoping to be the mother of twins, but it was one of my sisters who had the twins in my generation. My mother had twin boys, and so did my eldest sister.
Moral: cook your roadkill well and don’t eat cat feces.
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