The Guy Who Couldn't Stop the Seas from Rising Tries to Close the Ocean

Townhall.com ^ | October 6, 2013 | Michael Schaus

[Henry Hnyellar]

Is the NPS becoming the modern day brown shirts.

[Skooz]

Bump

[spokeshave]

Welcome King Barack "Canute" Obama the Great.....

...Obama issues an Executive Order to the Sun...

....to increase it's magnetic field....

and make a good crop of sunspots before elections in 2016....

(PhysOrg.com) -- Sunspot formation is triggered by a magnetic field, which scientists say is steadily declining. They predict that by 2016 there may be no remaining sunspots, and the sun may stay spotless for several decades.

The last time the sunspots disappeared altogether was in the 17th and 18th century, and coincided with a lengthy cool period on the planet known as the Little Ice Age....and lasted 400 years.

Good luck surviving with no electricity and GE modified seeds.

[G Larry]

Somebody please tell Barry to get the hell out of OUR house until he signs a budget!

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

“Ladies and Gentlemen, off to the left is the National Sea Shore. Due to the government shutdown it is illegal to look. DO NOT LOOK LEFT!”

“Ladies and Gentle men, this is your pilot speaking. Below us and on the right is the GRAND CANYON. Due to the Government shutdown it is illegal to look! DO NOT LOOK DOWN!”

“Ladies and Gentlemen, from Custer State Park you can see MOUNT RUSHMORE through the tunnels as you tour the state park. Due to the US Government shutdown, DO NOT LOOK UP! CLOSE YOUR EYES as you drive through the tunnels!”

[rodguy911]

Pretty much they are mostly all enviro wackjobs. Jarvis for example is a global warming nut and suggests that we here in the Keys will be flooded out due to global warming. He’s a whack job.

[Joe 6-pack]

The difference between Obama and King Canute is that Canute’s ordering of the Ocean was an exercise in humility, and to show the members of his court that there was a King greater than he.

[texas booster]

From the memorandum, in FAQ:

The Antideficiency Act prohibits agencies from incurring obligations that are in advance of, or that
exceed, an appropriation. Thus, with certain limited exceptions, an agency may not incur
obligations when the funding source for the obligation is an appropriation that has lapsed.

What is the Antidificiency Act, and why does the Executive Branch choose to so selectively enforce it?

With this logic, we should have been shut down years ago the first time a budget was not passed by both legislative bodies and signed by the President.

[peeps36]

Barf-Bag Berry is a tiny prick who isn't fit to shine the white house toilets. It disgusts me that 40% of America is still too stupid to see what a pathetic piece of shit he is.

[Ozark Tom]

They’re channeling the petty playbook courtesy of the D.M.V.