Wedding ends in brawl after bride marries guest instead of groom

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/02/19/wedding-ends-in-brawl-after-bride-reportedly-marries-guest-instead-groom-who/ ^

[Talisker]

He could have gotten away with squatting and taking dump on the alter but not a seizure.

Well you're a class act.

[tumblindice]

I didn’t attend, but heard about a funeral in Dewey county Oklahoma where the guest of honor slowly sat up about halfway through the eulogy.
Something about a stomach muscle contractions, a funeral home mistake.
That little one room, clapboard church only had one entrance and exit before that day.

[TheOldLady]

Weird! Thanks for the ping. I wish I had done something like that
with Hubby 1.0. Could have saved myself a miserable year and
abominable in-laws.

[FoxInSocks]

La donna e mobile.

Nice!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Obviously, “in sickness and in health” isn’t part of the deal in India.

The fact that the family of the bride has to pay a dowry to the family of the groom ought to be a clue.

[Hostage]

Smart girl with a backup plan!

[lightman]

The changing of the groom from Spaceballs plus the food fight from Blazing Saddles....was Mel Brooks officiating?

[Slings and Arrows]

But what happened to the puppy?

[deport]

The guest – dressed only in jeans and a leather jacket – was reportedly startled
before agreeing to the bride’s request, and the ceremony continued

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Another article states:

“The latter, incidentally, turned out to be her sister’s brother-in-law.”

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/bareilly/Groom-unwell-bride-weds-guest-in-fit-of-rage/articleshow/46277810.cms

[shibumi]

The Rest of the Story!

After receiving medical treatment, Jungal Kishore told the bride, Indira that he was truly sari.

His apology, however failed to curry favor with her.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Another “reality show” in the making.

[JoeProBono]

[shibumi]

I guess the couple won’t be sharing any tandoor moments together.

[RedStateRocker]

I was (stupidly) shooting the wedding of my Ex GF. She turned to me and said “Last Chance”.....

[Slings and Arrows]

When the groom was asked if he had eaten, he said “Yeah, I had a seizure salad.”

[TheOldLady]

Cold as ice. I’d say you dodged that bullet.

Hope you found the right one.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

In India they have issues with people copping a squat in public places.

[Talisker]

In India they have issues with people copping a squat in public places.

That has nothing to to with the actual article, and even in India they don't do what you said inside temples.

In America, we have issues with people who think grotesque toilet descriptions are acceptable commentary.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Ok, I get it...