Get real. This chic is a fruitcake and her line will not last long. We women primarily purchase lingerie to feel beautiful and impress men. Most of us have sweats and t shirts for sleeping. The only women who might purchase her items are dikes and female athletes.
God bless the free market!
SATIN AND SILK
Since my trips have been extensive ev’rywhere
I’ve become a much wiser gal,
For I’ve noticed that expensive underwear
Can improve a gal’s morale.
It is strange how lovely lingerie
Can affect a gal’s false modesty
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
Satin and silk.
Though she knows that boys are evil imps
Yet she yearns to give those boys a glimpse
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
Satin and silk.
You cannot expect a lady to exert that certain pull
If she’s wearing cotton stockings
And her bloomers are made of wool,
But a woman’s woes are at an end
And she’s all prepared to make a friend
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
She’s for pettin’ and for pattin’
If she’s wearing silk and satin, satin and silk.
It is strange what undergarments do
To convert a maiden’s point of view
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
Satin and silk.
She will never say her pride was hurt
Should a breeze blow by and lift her skirt
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
Satin and silk.
You cannot expect a debutante
To show she’s full o’ pep
If her slip is made of cotton
And her panties are made of rep,
But she feels much more self-confident
And will dine alone with any gent
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
Give her broccoli au gratin,
If she’s wearing silk and satin, satin and silk.
Though a gal may have been born a prude
She can quite reverse her attitude
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
Satin and silk.
With attractive trimmin’s ‘neath her dress,
She can shake like hell and spell success
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
Satin and silk.
You cannot expect a burlesque queen
To cherish further hope
If her bra is made of buckram
And her G-string is made of rope,
But she knows ‘cause she has traveled miles
She can always lay ‘em in the aisles
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
She can flatten Lord Mountbatten,
If she’s wearing silk and satin, satin and silk.
What’s the point of lingerie if it’s not supposed to be sexy? That’s like saying you want a slow race car
Lingerie FAIL.
Ho about a mumu..why not just go with that?
it’s the models who are not sexy... a sexy gal can make that lingerie hot...
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Temple Recommend Questions
1 Do you have faith in and a testimony of God the Eternal Father, His Son Jesus Christ, and the Holy Ghost? 2 Do you have a testimony of the Atonement of Christ and of His role as Savior and Redeemer? 3 Do you have a testimony of the restoration of the gospel in these the latter days? 4 Do you sustain the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints as the Prophet, Seer, and Revelator and as the only person on the earth who possesses and is authorized to exercise all priesthood keys? Do you sustain members of the First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles as prophets, seers, and revelators? Do you sustain the other General Authorities and local authorities of the Church? 5 Do you live the law of chastity? 6 Is there anything in your conduct relating to members of your family that is not in harmony with the teachings of the Church? 7 Do you support, affiliate with, or agree with any group or individual whose teachings or practices are contrary to or oppose those accepted by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? 8 Do you strive to keep the covenants you have made, to attend your sacrament and other meetings, and to keep your life in harmony with the laws and commandments of the gospel? 9 Are you honest in your dealings with your fellowmen? 10 Are you a full-tithe payer? 11 Do your keep the Word of Wisdom? 12 Do you have financial or other obligations to a former spouse or children? If yes, are you current in meeting those obligations? 13 If you have previously received your temple endowment: Do you keep the covenants that you made in the temple? Do you wear the garment both night and day as instructed in the endowment and in accordance with the covenant you made in the temple? 14 Have there been any sins or misdeeds in your life that should have been resolved with priesthood authorities but have not been? 15 Do you consider yourself worthy to enter the Lord's house and participate in temple ordinances? |
