Posted on 05/28/2015 10:47:00 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
Yeah, she needed another rib all right. #dont take my ribs. I suppose Gov Pence will somehow be blamed for this.
I wouldn’t get between her and a plate of ribs without a .470 Nitro Express, and maybe not then.
LOL!
I guess I’m a racist to think “Holder’s people” without even scrolling down.
stabbed in the eye with a forktweet worthy
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This happened in the same town where a woman in 1996 was suffering from a callus on one of her feet. She drank a few beers, along with a half gallon of vodka, then she used a shotgun to remove the sore. The only problem is she is missing a foot now.
After reading the title, I guessed it was a Black female.
If the shoe fits...
The fork is strong with this one.
A couple of outstanding quotes from neighbors in this article. Hilarious!
There was a story once told by the late country comedian Jerry Clower about this same type of incident.
Seems that everyone at the dinner table wanted the last piece of chicken on the dinner platter when suddenly the lights went out.
A scream was heard and the lights came back on and the head of the family had several forks embedded in his hand.......................
A half gallon? That's 25.6 ounces of alcohol. She should be dead and embalmed by that much!
Those ribs must have been pretty damn good (like mine) to stab someone in the eye. Looks like the perp ate a lot of them and often. Just female street rat shouting, “Das mine, gibsmmedat”.
Ya know, I have some sympathy for her.
It was ribs!
I usually get the paper to read it but today was special, so I thought Id go out and buy one, that neighbor said.
Those must have been some seriously good BBQ ribs.
“Barbecues good and all that, but its not worth sticking somebody in the eye with a fork, you know? a neighbor said.
Well, maybe it WAS that good!
Never bring a knife to a fork fight......................
Who eats ribs with a fork?
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