Jeb Bush brands himself the 'disrupter'

Tampa Bay Times ^ | Sept 18, 2015 | Alex Leary

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

I’m sure his 30,000 wealthy constituents are more than willing for him to fib as needed.

[arthurus]

Bush disruption in Washington would register negative on the political richter scale.

[mojito]

Catchy buzzword Jeb! So current! So hip! So Now!

How many GOPe marketing consultants and campaign strategists did it take to come up with that one?

No matter. They sure earned their money.

[Mastador1]

Stranded

Stranded near the bottom of the polls

What can you do when stranded and your campaign won't roll

To prove your a man

Speak Spanish........ whenever you can!

[AmericanRobot]

They’re always ever-ready with buzzwords.

[lavaroise]

Jeb Bush an Occutard? Nah? Strike me surprized.

Lord is this particular Bush dumber than a bimbo rock.

[lavaroise]

And stand on your toes on camera and other Obama like antics.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Silencio, Yeb.

[Mastador1]

That’s why I like the theme to Branded, you can fit so much to it!

[5th MEB]

Even in the American electorate there are only so many dullards.
He won’t get the Prog/Lib/Socialist/Demtards, his whole family has pissed off all of us Paleocons, the only ones left for him are already in his camp at 5.5%.
CRUZ OR LOSE.
Trump is an acceptable alternative.

[duffee]

We already have a “disrupter”, Senator Ted Cruz. I think Jeb is confusing “disrupter with “toady”, we already have enough of those too.

[Vision Thing]

Yo jeb! You gotta take it easy when you stand on your tiptoes like you did during the photo shoot. Dis rupture your calves.

[Califreak]

El Derpo Grande

[PeteePie]

Yo, “distrupter,” take your place next to “the maverick.” I suspect the only potential Jeb has for disrupting anything is after he eats one of his wife’s Mexican meals.

[VTenigma]

P leeeeeeze

[jospehm20]

He makes W look like a rocket scientist.

[Rastus]

“Hey, Butt-Head! Eh heh heh heh. How do you spell dumbass?”

“Uhhh. Uh huh huh huh. D, uh, i-s-r-u, uh, p-t-e-r. I think there’s a Q in there. Uh huh huh.”