[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

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[Laser_Ray]

I can’t blame her. I really can’t.

Barring one of them suddenly dying the choice for the nation is almost certainly going to be between the crooked skank trophy wife and 1/2 of the Dixie Mafia...and a suddenly-conservative carnival barker who acts like a South Park character. Oh yeah, and this is shortly after her equally rotten HUSBAND was elected TWICE!

If I were her age and had watched my nation degenerate to this point after going through multiple wars and winning a nuclear standoff with the Soviets with the fate of the planet at stake after several VERY close calls to nuclear launches, watched my childhood friends and family die, seen multiple-generation businesses ruined and had my own body and/or mind start to go...

I’m gonna say it flat out: if I were in her place I KNOW I would want to take my spiritual parachute and bail out into the arms of Jesus.

[mupcat]

Ok, I get the flawed Hillary part, and that's putting it nicely, but I don't get the flawed Trump.

If making a success of your life is flawed, maybe so. if loving your country and wanting to make it better than it has been in many years, by strengthening our weak economy then maybe so. If wanting to build a stronger military and have better care for our veterans makes him flawed maybe so. If wanting to better our standing throughout the world after the damage that's been done over the past 8 years, guess he is.

He may be unconventional and a bit rough around the edges when it comes to political speak, and although he's been accused of being un-presidential, I'll bet you dollars to donuts when the time comes to be "presidential", he'll do beautifully.

I, for one, look forward to voting for this "flawed" man. IMO I believe he's truly the perfect man for the times in which we find ourselves.

[ALASKA]

Satire.. This has been all over the interweb for the past few days.....

[ALASKA]

Satire.. This has been all over the interweb for the past few days.....

[SaraJohnson]

She killed herself so Glenn Beck would not have to kill himself.

She suffered mental illness and used the election turmoil inside herself as an excuse.

As far as going to Heaven, I don’t know if murdering yourself as your final act in life is the way to get there. That’s all up to God, but I seems a sketchy plan to me.

[jmaroneps37]

She probably would have voted Democrat anyway.

[Cyberman]

Mary Anne Noland’s obituary stated that instead of choosing between Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton and GOP presumptive nominee Donald Trump, the 68-year-old opted instead to "pass into the eternal love of God."

Maybe she should have looked into voting Libertarian.