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"Polite" Moose Falls Into Family Basement In Idaho (Hold Muh Moose Alert)
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Posted on 01/31/2017 9:33:26 PM PST by goldstategop
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Moose fall in the strangest places:
Yup, like the family basement.
To: goldstategop
Holey crap.... It bit his sister.
To: goldstategop
I didn't do it...I tell ya I was on the other side of town & I didn't bite anybodies sister either..... It's all a dirty rumor..... It's...It's...Moose Abuse...I tell ya |
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posted on
01/31/2017 9:41:26 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: goldstategop
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posted on
01/31/2017 9:44:17 PM PST
by
goldstategop
((In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever))
To: goldstategop
How about Them Moose Goosers,
Aint they recluse?
Up in them boondocks,
Goosin them moose.
Goosin them huge moose,
Goosin them tiny,
Goosin them meadow-moose
In the hiney.
Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Aint they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.
Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin through the woods,
Pokin them snoozy moose
In the goods.
How to be a Moose Gooser?
Itll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose!
Mason Williams
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posted on
01/31/2017 9:48:49 PM PST
by
dsc
(Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)
To: goldstategop
That was my sister’s house. He was after her cheese.
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posted on
01/31/2017 9:49:37 PM PST
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: goldstategop
Any sign of a flying squirrel?
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posted on
01/31/2017 9:49:52 PM PST
by
Bratch
("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
To: dsc
Unindicted coconspirator
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posted on
01/31/2017 10:02:57 PM PST
by
TheConservator
("The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal." -- Aristotle)
To: goldstategop
Moose are attracted to 60’s hippy posters like that red one. Most people know that. Tie-dye drives them completely batty, they should consider themselves lucky.
To: goldstategop
Hope those are not moose droppings all over that carpet, that would piss my wife something bad.
To: Bratch
Is always moose and squirrel.
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posted on
01/31/2017 10:34:08 PM PST
by
Fedora
To: dsc
LOL. I haven’t seen or heard a spoonerism since I left Ala.
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posted on
01/31/2017 10:58:27 PM PST
by
WVNan
To: Fedora
Throw a cup of hot chocolate on the beast.
Chocolate moose are easy to handle.
To: smokingfrog
Only six posts till cheese
But not a stuned beeber to be found
It’s series
We are dying off....man...I hate that
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posted on
01/31/2017 11:18:43 PM PST
by
wardaddy
(trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
To: goldstategop
That’s ‘moose scat’ on the floor.
Not a common indoor cleaning problem.
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posted on
01/31/2017 11:26:51 PM PST
by
glasseye
To: TheConservator
Sorry, I can’t see the graphic.
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posted on
02/01/2017 12:26:31 AM PST
by
dsc
(Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)
To: goldstategop
“Ms Emerick said eight officers carried the approximately 600lb (270kg) animal up the stairs.” That has got to turn up on Youtube.
To: goldstategop
One morning I went down to the basement and shot a moose in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, we’ll never know.
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posted on
02/01/2017 1:10:00 AM PST
by
C210N
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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posted on
02/01/2017 1:20:30 AM PST
by
Bullish
(May as well just rename Hollywood---> Hypocrite city)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Did they sack the moose? Or sack those responsible for sacking the moose?
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
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posted on
02/01/2017 1:39:24 AM PST
by
wku man
(Just One Gun, the latest from 10 Pound Test - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6uFqQenIU4)
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