"Polite" Moose Falls Into Family Basement In Idaho (Hold Muh Moose Alert)

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[hoosiermama]

Some snowflakes! They can drive!

Heavy snow has driven moose and other wildlife into populated areas in search of food, according to wildlife officials.

[BykrBayb]

Moose ping. Did y’all lose one? She turned up in Idaho.

[Panzerfaust]

I’m sure those Russians were responsible for this!

[mad_as_he$$]

They are. Of course now some puppy leavings are no big deal.

[bert]

If the moose was so polite, why did it crap all over the floor?

[Gadsden1st]

“We are dying off....man...I hate that”

I was going to post...but it will have to wait until I get back from the shower...

[jurroppi1]

I’m missing it, where is the spoonerism?

[jurroppi1]

Check out Zilch the Torysteller. There are plenty of spoonerisms there. Zilch the Torysteller: Rittle Led Hiding Rood - YouTube

[nevergore]

“If the moose was so polite, why did it crap all over the floor?”
If you were shot in the a$$ with a large tranquilizer dart, you would too.....

[polymuser]

Young moose, must’ve wanted to be a basement-dwelling millennial moose. Just wanted some hot cocoa and warm pajamas.

[randita]

ping

[NonValueAdded]

“quick, get your sister upstairs and locked in her room!”

[Twinkie]

Well. It scared the poop out of it when it fell; bless its
little heart. - It looks dry; like it would clean up easy.
So glad it wasn’t seriously hurt. Next time be sure to close
the windows.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Not mine.....mine is still here.

[WVNan]

thank you for the link. I used to have a friend in Ala who went around spinning spoonerisms constantly. He made them up to fit the occasions.

[jurroppi1]

You’re welcome! I thought you’d like it. Zilch is fun, I’ve seen him at the renfest several times and miss him when he’s not there.