Mika Brzezinski: I Didn’t Have A Facelift! Only Some Chin Work

dailycaller.com ^ | 6/30/2017

[MadLibDisease]

What you need is a character lift. You’re trashy mika

[NorthMountain]

I bet a mouse could accommodate “Big” Joe ...

[Lorianne]

I can’t believe all of the media and left angst over this.

I would wager to guess that 99,9% of Americans do not care whether Mika (or anyone else) has had a face lift, chin work or whatever. It’s a non issue.

However, Trump started all this non-news.

[mountn man]

She's TRYING to be sexy, but has tubs of cottage cheese for legs.

Her right legs is SHARPLY bent, to tighten the skin. The right leg is straight, taut and using the right leg to pull and cover the flab of the left, itself covering the flab of the right leg.

Everything is done to tighten the muscles, to try to show definition. Can't hide the lowest part of the left leg, showing terrible muscle tone.

She's 50 trying her darndest to pass herself off as 30.

[tapatio]

http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/30/the-national-enquirer-goes-after-mika-and-joe-for-sleazy-cheating-scandal/

[ROCKLOBSTER]

I would wager to guess that 99,9% of Americans do not care whether Mika (or anyone else) has had a face lift, chin work or whatever. It’s a non issue.

Shhhhh....she doesn't know that. She's horrified and humiliated.

[dan on the right]

I’m against Trump tweeting this nonsense; distracts from his real accomplishments, but...

(nice photoshop, btw)

She admits she had work done, not a face lift, of course, just a chin lift. Bottom line, she was recovering from facial (cosmetic) surgery.

See if all the outraged mention that, Trump was essentially truthful with his tweet, even though he probably should not have done it.

[GoldenPup]

Quite an improvement just as is!

[GoldenPup]

Stop insulting 4’s.

[jazminerose]

Mika,

Nobody cares. It’s quite narcissistic of you to think they do.

[jazminerose]

Because she’s a blonde, yeah yeah!

[timestax]

[Gritty]

I recognize Mika on the left. But who is that strange looking banjo player on the right?

[jmaroneps37]

Oh okay that changes EVERYTHING! PLEEEEEEEEEZE go away

[Mr. K]

Isn’t that Rachel Madcow?

[tumblindice]

Hey Johnny, one more face lift and that broad's got a goatee. She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book. How did Joe get a free vasectomy? The doctor kicked Mika in the chin. Nice shag. What am I furniture? Hello!

[mass55th]

Oh my God!! That’s funny!!

[agave]

“Morning Joe” Theme Song (apologies to Jerome Kern & Oscar Hammerstein II)

You an’ me, we sweat an’ strain
Bodies all achin’ and wracked wid pain
Tweak that chin! Lift that face!
Insinuate Trump’s a gay head case

We gits weary an’ sick o’ tryin’
But it’s a livin’ an’ ratin’s are clim’n’
And that Trump Tweeter
He jes’ keeps rollin’ along!

[mass55th]

"I looked to see what happens with a chin lift if that is what he is talking about. They do make an incision around the ears...so I guess one could mistake it for a face lift."

To lift her chin, they'd have to make an incision on Joe's ears.

[mass55th]

"Mika and Joe have not commented on the main part of the tweet- that they had fawned over Trump, and tried to cozy up to him at Mar-A-Lago over New Year's."

They did the same thing to Rush Limbaugh. Don't know if you've seen this. It was posted on FR. If you don't want to read the whole article, the story of Rush's interactions with these two starts after the word: BREAK TRANSCRIPT:

What I Know About Trump, Joe and Mika

They seem to have a weird way of trying to inveigle themselves into famous peoples' lives, then turning on them like rabid dogs.