Posted on 09/13/2017 8:31:59 AM PDT by topher
We came, we saw, he died.
You forgot the cackle at the end.
If they hadn't died in the Benghazi attack, they'd be dead from Arkancide by now. Did Matt bother to ask her if she still thought it was caused by a video? Of course not. He had to lick her bootstraps because she blamed him for the focus on her email troubles at the Town Hall Meeting, and for colluding to help Trump.
She had her chance to defend her administration’s actions related to Benghazi. Her defense was that an inflammatory video started the violence. Why doesn’t she stick to that story?
CONVERSATION #1 AT THE GATES OF HELL
DEVIL: Hello. Um...Hillary Rodham Clinton. Welcome to Hell. Your stay is for eternity. We have your accommodations all set up and ready to go. Come this way.
HILLARY: Oh! Er, great. (They walk down long hall with closed doors, and open door to small room with one single narrow bed, and no room to stand or do more than occupy the bed.
HILLARY: Oh. Er...this is it?
DEVIL: Well, what did you expect, a sea of flame while you are buried up to your neck in red hot lava? Tsk, tsk. We here in Hell are often unfairly maligned, something I understand we have in common with you. We aren't barbarians, you know. This is it.
HILLARY: Ah. So...this is it? I have to lay here in this bed for Eternity? That doesn't sound to terrible. Why thank you.
DEVIL: (smiling)You are most welcome, Mrs. Clinton. Enjoy your stay.
CONVERSATION #2 AT THE GATES OF HELL
DEVIL: Hello. William Jefferson Clinton? Welcome to Hell. Your stay is for eternity. We have your accommodations all set up and ready to go. Come this way.
BILL: Hey, uh...I'm a little nervous here. Where are we going? Am I going to be fed to wild animals or something like that? Really, I am not so bad, my enemies only made me sound that way. I just had sex with an intern once...
DEVIL: Really? (looks at clipboard) Hm. I have 4,383 different incidents of illicit or forcible sexual relations, and that is only the listing for women...
BILL: Well, ah...these things have been greatly exaggerated by my enemies...
DEVIL: (smiling)Of course. We have the same problem down here. Ah. Here we are, your room. (stops in front of a door, in a long hallway of closed doors)
BILL: Hey, uh...like I said, I am a little nervous...
DEVIL: Oh, don't be. It won't be so bad. (toothy smile) You are going to spend the rest of eternity in a small room in a small bed, with a woman...
BILL: (grinning famous grin) Hey! Now, you sound like my kind of people! I knew you weren't as bad as people say! Why, just the other day... (Devil opens door)
BILL: ARGH! HILLARY! OH NO!
HILLARY: ARGH! BILL! (shrill scream) DON'T YOU TOUCH ME!
DEVIL: Very good, then! (toothy smile as he shoves Bill onto single bed and closes door behind them) Enjoy your stay! We will send room service around in, oh...about 4.7 billion years!
You forgot: “Her Crusty Pantsuitness” (now, with new and improved brown stain on seat of pants)
That’s a good one!
TIN EAR Hillary....just keep talkin’, you lying SOB.
Thank you. Even with this book tour, Hillary is trying to erase her own poor decisions.
Four dead bodies is trivial for the Grifter crime family.
Sorry for the multiple Benghazi pings, but this made me SO MAD. Hillary is upset that she was “unfairly criticized” about Benghazi, blaming her election loss in part upon Benghazi.
What about the lives lost because of her incompetence?!?!
I still feel the need for resolution (i.e. more investigation, disclosures by those who haven’t spoken out, and, if necessary, trials) for this tragedy.
Let Republicanprofessor know if you want on or off this Benghazi ping list.
I hear you and I’ll say again...Lock Her Up!
I agree with you, of course. Hillary is simply a vile and hideous creature.
I’d like for her to wake up with a Navy SEAL wearing his skeleton mask standing over her.
The fact Benghazi hasn’t been investigated post Obama is really my only complaint about President Trump.
The press is going to have a rough 'red pill' moment with Benghazi when they swallow.
While I am at it when is a good reporter going to ask her if the Benghazi attack might have been harder on the victims and their families.
What I want to say will permanently ban me. It ain’t pretty.
Damn son......do you really support Hillary?
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