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Hard to tell if the flow chart is satire or serious.
1 posted on 10/12/2017 12:34:38 PM PDT by C19fan
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Procedure:
You will need one large bottle of liquid green vegetable dye (food coloring). (Do not use fabric dye which is toxic).

Stand in the shower or bath tub. It is a good idea to have some water in the bottom of the shower or bath so that it dilutes the dye. Food dye sometimes can stain tiles, although it can be scrubbed off easily.

Mix some green dye with 16 ounces of water in a bowl. Start with a small amount of dye (about an ounce0 and add more after you try it on your skin to get the effect you are looking for. You can put the dye everywhere, it has never irritated anyone that I know of, but of course you don’t need it in places that no one will see.

After the dye is everywhere that you want it, let it dry by itself as much as possible. You can pat it with paper towels to speed the process.

Cautions:
Almost all the green color can be washed off your skin with soap and a good scrubbing with a washcloth, but a little may remain in creases etc. It may take a couple of more showers to be completely gone.

The dye will remain in your hair longer that it will on your skin. Of course, depending on your age, this is a very popular look.

Your bedsheets will be green and possibly ruined if you go to bed before you wash most of the green off. On the other hand, waking up with someone green can be interesting.

Halloween can be so fun!
Try being green. Once you do, you may want to make it a habit. You’ve been warned.

Oh, and red hair looks especially great with green skin!


35 posted on 10/12/2017 2:32:06 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country)
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How about dressing as a football player wearing a pink pu$$y hat.


36 posted on 10/12/2017 3:46:27 PM PDT by just me (God bless President Trump and the USA)
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I guess there will be no Obama presidential masks. White people will be forbidden to even think about wearing them.

And a Mooch mask... maybe on top of a gorilla costume... fuhgeddaboutit!

To joke... is racist!


39 posted on 10/12/2017 4:42:04 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (White is the new Black.)
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Here in Florida, ICE costumes should be in vogue.
Wear one and go trick or treating in one of our many illegal majority towns.


41 posted on 10/13/2017 3:51:00 AM PDT by Joe Boucher (President Trump makes obammy look like the punk he is.)
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Perfect look for snowflakes:


44 posted on 10/13/2017 6:16:32 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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