11 Things Every Real Conservative Should Ask On A First Date

Townhall.com ^ | Dec 14, 2017 | Kurt Schlichter

[Oshkalaboomboom]

Wif wife isn't a citizen and doesn't follow the politics of either America or the UK. Thank goodness I don't have to deal with Liberal women any more.

[Gene Eric]

Seriously?

First first date question. Standard or automatic?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

My first question, today, would be “Are you packing”?

[KJC1]

Wif wife isn't a citizen and doesn't follow the politics of either America or the UK. Thank goodness I don't have to deal with Liberal women any more.

You sound like a great American.

[Jim Robinson]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ailu5CdWgas

[alexander_busek]

First first date question. Standard or automatic?

I had to look that phrase up on the "Online Urban Dictionary" in order to find out that it refers to preferences in kinky sexual practices.

Regards,

[rockinqsranch]

BFLR

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Oshkalaboomboom. Kurt Schlichter's list.

[irishjuggler]

There should be something on this list about abortion. In my experience, there’s no better litmus test than abortion views for identifying good (and bad) people.

[Gene Eric]

LOL... strap on a 327 with four bolt mains... that’s my kinda’ kinky...

No reference to the Hookers until the second date.

[Gene Eric]

And preferably, yes.

[patriotfury]

Pertaining to modern dates TODAY, it seems only prudent for men to have JOINTLY SIGNED and filed, a LEGAL AGREEMENT which clearly states -

- Who you are dating, to include 2 photos of OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT ID’s
- Photos and or Video of person(s) with knowledge of the date and its parameters
- Copy of General (Non Specific) Record of good Mental Health
- Copy of General (Non Specific) Record of good Financial Standing and Credit
- What should or should not be worn
- Where you are going, to include the specific address and activities
- How long the date will last
- What is the expected demeanor of the individuals on the date
- The parameters or limits of the dates conversation
- The parameters or limits of the dates physical contact, spelling out *if there should be any physical contact, and what limits of the contact will be etc... (wisest to agree to no contact at all)
- Voluntary agreement to have the date recorded for purposes of verifying all agreed upon parameters
- FILL IN THE BLANK...

If I were dating, I personally would not go on a date today without this type of agreement and legal protection!

People are more and more untrustworthy and increasingly living lives without moral boundaries. For these reasons alone, it is not worth throwing away your entire life or marriage because someone decides, YEARS LATER, to exploit and ruin a person because of a militant agenda or stressful life.

[GnuThere]

It’s a little funny that he had one more item than the intersectional feminist. Maybe s/he/zi will hit back with a list of *12* items!

[Steely Tom]

Don't forget https://youtu.be/ONXQbbJJLuM.

[wbarmy]

We Normals seek accomplices in reproduction, while SJWs seek accomplices in ideological onanism.

What a great line. I would use it in conversation if I could find a conversation where it could be used.

[wbarmy]

Seriously?
I actually thought he was talking about transmissions! Really, I promise on a stack of Bibles.

[mad_as_he$$]

Well these days you can take any obscure words and do a search and find a sex reference.

[wbarmy]

I usually do not get any questions about abortion since we usually have five children in tow.

But it did make for a great dinner table conversation once.

One of the children brought up abortion as a topic of conversation and I answered with a question.

"Which one of you should we have killed?"

Although with my children, that brought up a conversation on a whole different topic.

[yldstrk]

GREAT SONG! First time I have ever heard

[Enchante]

This is great, but I must point out that a Ford F150 is not big enough.