Amy Schumer: How do they sleep at night?

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[OttawaFreeper]

Gary Cooper

[SaveFerris]

My goodness. Somebody cut in front of her at the buffet line and she drew down on them? Amy, chill; they’ll bring out more crab legs and prime rib. Have some salad for a change.

[SaveFerris]

[To a man, no less.]

I submit that term for him may be debatable.

[Architect of Avalon]

ugly

Definitions

* offensive or unpleasant to any sense

* morally offensive or objectionable corruption

* likely to cause inconvenience or discomfort

Example

* Amy Schumer

[OldSmaj]

...off tomorrow to buy a PPK.

I've been vacillating for nearly 6 weeks over whether to buy one.

US-made model...very slightly used for $425.00.

I don't really need it, but I love the mechanics of them and have always loved the way they shoot.

I try to justify it by telling myself that it would be my next carry gun, but I tell myself that for every gun I buy...including a S&W 500 I came within a whisker of buying today at a gun show.

I'm working hard to replace all them that went down with the ship.

And, oh, yeah...I sleep like a baby...and dream lovingly of all the guns I have NOT yet had the chance to buy.

[manc]

Been saying for weeks I should buy one, but after today and the stupid commie anti Constitution protest then I am there tomorrow morning to get one.

[OldSmaj]

Her teeth look like shark's teeth.

I wonder if they fold forward and replace quickly like a shark?

Never seen anybody with bottom teeth that slant IN like hers.

[MUDDOG]

At least he’s a chef, and she doesn’t look like she’s been missing any meals.

[SaveFerris]

[ he’s a chef, ]

Boy will THAT guy be busy!

Here, I could probably support the $15/hr minimum wage.

[Bonemaker]

Nice blubber there Schumer. If you really fired a 1911 you pee yourself.

[RetiredTexasVet]

As long as it is not Miss Piggy next to me .... very well indeed!

[gigster]

Fat, Fugly, and Stupid.

[MUDDOG]

Yep, she’s the picture in the dictionary.

[Tucker39]

Undeniable Fact of Life Number 24, IIRC.

[MUDDOG]

I haven’t thought of that list in years!

That was a good schtick.

Miss the gay updates, too. “Back in the Saddle Again” and “You Don’t Own Me” were excellent theme songs.

Same for “Born a Woman” for feminist updates.

[Malsua]

Looks like Amy does it with frequent midnight raids on the refrigerator.

She was recently up to do the movie "Barbie" but backed out when they wanted to rename it "Carb-ie"

[jonrick46]

Is that woman what they call the “feminization of America?”

Not!

[TTFlyer]

Amy Hogg.

[jonrick46]

Now this is a real woman:

Annie Oakley in 1922, still beautiful at age 62.

[Gay State Conservative]

Ask Clinton,Gore,Obama,Zuckerberg,Gates,Soros,etc how they sleep knowing that they’re protected 24/7/366 by armed men....and you’ll know *I* sleep at night!