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Smells kinda like a slightly used movie studio?
1 posted on 06/07/2018 8:52:47 AM PDT by Libloather
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her new “sensual pheromone infused” fragrance. “

From which animal?


25 posted on 06/07/2018 9:10:06 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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26 posted on 06/07/2018 9:12:30 AM PDT by bankwalker (Immigration without assimilation is an invasion.)
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Yet another cheap-smelling celebrity (or celebutard) perfume. I’ve never whiffed one yet that didn’t smell thin and cheap.


27 posted on 06/07/2018 9:12:49 AM PDT by mrsmel (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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“You too can smell like an aging whore!”


28 posted on 06/07/2018 9:14:29 AM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare itself.)
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I gave my wife a bottle of Ivanka Trump perfume. She loves it!


30 posted on 06/07/2018 9:16:24 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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Ewww. Who wants to smell like a porn star?


31 posted on 06/07/2018 9:17:32 AM PDT by No Socialist
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Smells kinda like a slightly used movie studio?

One of the secret ingredients of her new scent "Rotting Refuse" is washings from the armpits of CNN employees. Sort of an "Eau de Eewww". It contains pheromones from serial liars, guaranteed to excite.

32 posted on 06/07/2018 9:17:40 AM PDT by EinNYC
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Truth? Forget about having any RAT customers.


34 posted on 06/07/2018 9:20:51 AM PDT by petitfour (APPEAL TO HEAVEN)
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Smells like the mattress in a room you rent by the hour

Who wouldnt want to buy this for someone they love?


35 posted on 06/07/2018 9:22:02 AM PDT by silverleaf (A man who kneels for the national anthem doesn't stand for much of anything)
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I've renamed the "perfume" STORM SUE'her", for obvious reasons.


36 posted on 06/07/2018 9:23:38 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (If only Harvey Weinstein's bathrobe could talk.)
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Porn and smell don’t go together.

Now I must get a couple of Tums after contemplating this.


37 posted on 06/07/2018 9:26:12 AM PDT by miss marmelstein
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What an odd venture. Most "adult entertainer" types tend to branch out into liquor:


40 posted on 06/07/2018 9:35:28 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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Twitter critics accused Daniels of capitalizing on her publicity to make money

Those ignorant, naive Twits. ("Twits." Get it?)

Daniels is a whore who sells her very being in the most degrading manner imaginable, and "Twitter critics" criticize her for "capitalizing on her publicity to make money?"

Why do they think she embarked on this debacle in the first place?

42 posted on 06/07/2018 9:38:22 AM PDT by LouAvul (The most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.)
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LOL, Truth? Is this a late April Fool’s joke?


43 posted on 06/07/2018 9:38:52 AM PDT by Trillian
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sounds like truth, smells like the mississippi


45 posted on 06/07/2018 9:45:34 AM PDT by TheRightGuy (I want MY BAILOUT ... a billion or two should do!)
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At least they didn’t call it “crotch”..


47 posted on 06/07/2018 9:46:47 AM PDT by TexasM1A
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Donald Trump and Bill Clinton end up in the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Bill Clinton was quick to stop him saying “No way buddy, my wife will smell that and think I’ve been in a damn whorehouse.”

The second barber turned to President Trump and said “How about you?”

President Trump replied, “Go ahead, my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”


For some reason, I can’t read about a “Stormy Daniels” fragrance and not think of that joke.


48 posted on 06/07/2018 9:52:01 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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Is it possible that this professional sex worker got a photo with Trump that she parlayed into a 100,000 extortion payoff and then throwing away the non-disclosure agreement millions of dollars worth of free publicity?


49 posted on 06/07/2018 9:56:39 AM PDT by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton (Go Egypt on 0bama)
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With subtle undertones of sweat.


52 posted on 06/07/2018 10:05:58 AM PDT by lurk
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Does it spray on in spurts?


53 posted on 06/07/2018 10:10:30 AM PDT by Buckeye Battle Cry (Progressivism is socialism. Venezuela is how it ends.)
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