Major UK Retailer Bans Kitchen Knife Sales in Answer to Violent Crime Wave

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[Kommodor]

Saw the Monty Python thing last night, and now this. If those boys (or anyone else for that matter) had an ounce of energy and funny left in them, they would make a movie mocking the sorts of things that are going on in their country today, much like back in the 70’s they had such fun mocking Christianity and traditional ‘values’ and such. But no, they won’t do that.

They’ll just whine about how the crocodile has finally gotten around to eating them.

[lastchance]

Usually when a person posts an article from “The Onion” the fact it is satire gets a mention.

Oh wait.

[I want the USA back]

Gonna be fun watching the UK go down. The Trump baloon put up by the muslim mayor. The prime minister may doing nothing about it. The UK keeping Robert Spencer and Michael Savage out, but inviting millions of shreiking savages in. 4 years to go before they rip the St George Cross out of the flat.

[lastchance]

Now to be serious. They would be better off banning the sale of all sharp pointy objects to certain members of the population. But that common sense solution will never happen.

[lastchance]

Or sharp wit?

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

The British should sever all forefingers at birth as they can be pointed like a GUN.

Didn't they try that in Guy Fawkes' day? Chop off the middle finger of the archers so that they couldn't use a bow?

[4Liberty]

[bert]

On line vendor by mail

[Billthedrill]

How will Brits cut their steaks?

Your Mum will have to do that for you. You'll be eating it with a spoon, too, not one of those dangerous forks.

[KyCats]

British food is so lousy there’s no reason to eat anyway.

[Deplorable American1776]

That would be like Dollar Tree stop selling knives...how stupid...

[Clutch Martin]

If y’all don’t think we don’t have Knife control here in the US, you are sadly mistaken.

[blueplum]

then they’ll just stick a fork in it. So shall we ban forks, too? I don’t recall London having a knife problem before say, 2000, so how’s about deporting the knife and acid cults instead?

[Professional Engineer]

I guess Britons will have to use bananas to cut their food now?

[Big Red Badger]

Brits have Gone BANANAS!

[cranked]

lol, the UK has some serious issues it needs to address like pronto, yo.....

[Gritty]

What about banning screwdrivers, hammers, and rocks?

They murder people every year too!

[oldasrocks]

Feed they all Soylent Green tablets. Problem solved in 2 ways.