Posted on 03/01/2019 11:29:42 AM PST by billorites
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“do not used cented toilet paper”
I never use Cented Toilet Paper! That Penny would rip my Arse to shreds.
Lady has vehicle towed in for no-start.
Works fine for the mechanics. She picks it up and does not start for her at the Dealer.
Dealer gives her a loaner and it will not start for her. Mechanics are able to start the vehicle.
Repeat the steps with same results.
First diagnisis: Lady is Linda Blair or related.
*Diagnosis
Hippies who drive Subaru’s use all that stuff?
I know that Dogs who drive Subaru’s don’t. Subaru’s have been Dog Tested according to their Commercials.
Since when have they been putting breathalyzers in cars? Although not a problem for me, I think it takes the nanny factor to a new level.
I have heard this before with women with large key rings on older cars. The weight of the keys was causing the ignition switch to malfunction. Take the car to the dealer and they only take the car key and can’t duplicate the issue. This happens over and over until someone finally figures it out.
They might cause unexpected change!
When your vehicle won’t start, stop bathing in perfume.
“Curious IF it has something to do with the much bally-hoo’d alcohol sensors demanded by well intended liberals to prevent they whom may intend to drive while intoxicated from being able to start their vehicles?”
Thank you for your post, now things are coming into focus. I was thinking, ‘How does the engine smell perfume?’ This takes the cake for unintended consequences.
I like to have freshly ground pepper on my fried eggs.
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