White House on lockdown: Man ‘sets himself on fire’ - Secret Service scrambled

www.express.co.uk ^ | PUBLISHED: 20:21, Fri, Apr 12, 2019 | UPDATED: 20:25, Fri, Apr 12, 2019 | by Joey Millar

[an amused spectator]

My bad.

I jumped to the conclusion that Jim set himself on fire... ;-)

[onyx]

Hate to ask and don't want to be pushy,
but could y'all please really try to
Make Your Donation

[PghBaldy]

I Don’t Want To Set The World On Fire - The Ink Spots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE

Pointer Sisters - Fire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9S5EZgIJck

Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It7107ELQvY

[grey_whiskers]

If anyone is taking up a collection, I can give at least a gallon.

We'll see how many people match that.

[grey_whiskers]

Talk about your flaming liberals!

[LeoTDB69]

“It will be interesting how this will be spun as Trump’s fault.”

Easy one to spin. Trump’s hateful rhetoric left the man no alternative but to set himself on fire...

[GOYAKLA]

He was just trying to dry himself off, the way they do it in Connecticut!
https://www.wtvy.com/content/news/508379212.html

[Old Yeller]

Break out the weenies and marshmallows.

[catnipman]

“Isn’t that bad for the environment?”

it certainly makes for one hell of a carbon footprint at the time ... afterwards, not so much ...

[catnipman]

“If anyone is taking up a collection, I can give at least a gallon.”

cheapskate ...

[Drew68]

Cant even get a Hollywood actor to leave the country like they promised.

All these people who said they were going to move when Trump was elected discovered that the countries they wanted to move to didn't have nearly as lenient immigration laws as the United States has. Many of them actually enforce their borders!

[Rio]

Video of the medical response

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Man-Sets-Himself-in-Fire-in-Front-of-White-House-Sources-508502851.html

[Squantos]

My fist thought ..... Jim Acosta trying to prove he’s still a hot presstitute !

[Gamecock]

I'm guessing the fire department has all of the shortcuts worked out, with this being the White House and all.

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

We still don’t know who the man is or why he did this...after all day.?

[jonascord]

I do not know how long in the snow I wrestled with grisly fear;
But the stars came out and they danced about ere again I ventured near;
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: "I'll just take a peep inside. I guess he's cooked, and it's time I looked";
... then the door I opened wide.

And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: "Please close that door.
It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm—
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it's the first time I've been warm."

[BradyLS]

Jokes are more powerful than runaway nuclear reactors: they _can’t_ be stopped!

[SaveFerris]

[Did anyone account for Jim Acosta?]

LOL

[TheZMan]

Hell no. In person. I’ll bring the un-popped popcorn.

[ronnie raygun]

feed the homeless