The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg

American Thinker.com ^ | July 6, 2019 | Christopher Skeet

[be-baw]

Readers Digest version: cop shoots thug and is under investigation.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

I really wish I thought you were wrong.

[doorgunner69]

Yeah, a quick glance reading of deflatable buttplug was not welcome in the morning.

[bankwalker]

First paragraph hits the nail on the head bozo.

[be-baw]

“First paragraph hits the nail on the head bozo.”

I see you took your nasty pill bozo. What are you, the author of the article?

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Deflate Buttigieg? What, did someone pull his plug buttplug?
 

[bankwalker]

You ain’t never seen me nasty ...

[be-baw]

“You ain’t never seen me nasty ...”

You’ve been here since 2002 and have not posted a single memorable thing. Truth is you’re a nobody. When you get nasty, you’re just a nasty nobody.

[bankwalker]

What ... ever ...

[wetgundog]

Buttplugs credibility needs a “BLOW” job.

[SunkenCiv]

"C'mon, man, I've got all this information about other people's pasts... Hey, here's my limo. Limo is like homo, except that I actually want to get inside one."

[RoosterRedux]

Buttboy has a weak chin. Probably reflective of his low moral character (i.e., his perversion).

Just a guess, but he will always fold when the manure hits the fan.

[Bommer]

I’m sure his husband will pump him up!

[The Sons of Liberty]

The Amazing Deflatable Buttigieg

Does Buttplug seriously think he has a chance?

(Oh wait, we did have a foreign usurper with a male 'wife' for eight years. Never mind.)

[x]

A scenario unfolded last week that has become boringly predictable. Bad guy does bad things. Good guy with authority shows up to stop him. Bad guy attacks good guy with weapon. Good guy shoots bad guy. Bad guy’s “community” allege good guy is racist. Craven politician holds town hall meeting. Craven politician gets shouted down by angry mob. Craven politician folds like wet paper to angry mob’s demands. Craven politician appoints special prosecutor to investigate good guy, who determines good guy was justified in shooting the bad guy. Angry mob insists the “system” is rigged against them. Bad guy’s kindergarten graduation picture circulates Internet. Bad guy’s relatives give interview explaining how much bad guy had always dreamed of being an astronaut. Media salivates all over itself. Other good guys question the sanity of risking their lives to stop bad guys. Less good guys volunteer to do so. Crime increases. Angry mob blames the “system” for neglecting rising crime. Meanwhile, another bad guy does bad things. Good guy with authority shows up to stop him. Rinse. Repeat.

Boring and hard to read.

It would have been easier on us if the author had just given us the name instead of all the "good guy," "bad guy," "craven politician" sh_t.

Why doesn't American Thinker just follow the rest of the media and close down?

[Bonemaker]

Buttigieg...the Magellan of the Chocolate Ocean.

[Whitebread]

Bootyplug

[richardtavor]

Butt-gig...

[Hardastarboard]

Bad guy’s relatives give interview explaining how much bad guy had always dreamed of being an astronaut. Media salivates all over itself. Other good guys question the sanity of risking their lives to stop bad guys. Less good guys volunteer to do so. Crime increases. Angry mob blames the “system” for neglecting rising crime.

The author needs to check out Second City Cop Blogspot. Stay fetal.

[lightman]

That headline just conjured up some awful images.

Not to mention some awful sounds.