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What about those of us who are offended by the idea that our sacred God-given sexual identity is not recognized, and now a thing to be treated with contempt and/or indifference.
And this gentleman will no longer fly Air Canada.
They are very progressive—especially the propeller plane that flies from Bradley Field (CT) to Toronto—the plane is so small they can’t fit all the luggage in the cargo hold—so they send it on later flights.
Customers have been complaining about the luggage issues for ten years and Air Canada _still_ flies those crappy planes to and from Toronto.
Yup, very progressive... :-(
(never flying that pos airline again...)
Instead they will say “everyone.”
Can we return to calling stewardess:
Babe
angel eyes
double trouble
sweet cheeks
darling
Now you know why Communist Russia referred to everyone as Comrade.
https://www.mamalisa.com/?t=es&p=4646
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps
Poem
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Hobos and tramps-
Cross-eyed mosquitoes
And bow-legged ants:
Admission is free,
So pay at the door.
Pull up a chair
and sit down on the floor!
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other;
Drew their swords and shot each other!
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don’t believe this lie is true,
Go ask the blind man: he saw it, too...
“...and he picked up his hammer and saw.”*
“Ladies and Gentlemen” is being replaced with “Bitches”.
“Good morning, high-end animals, welcome to Air Canada.”
To really be inclusive they should use the word that is the most inclusive of them all, which includes all humans and a few other species: Primates
Good Morning, Primates, welcome to Air Trudeau.....
“Hey...you...guys!!!”
My one and only experience with this “airline” was trying to get home from Venice Italy on one of their planes. Waited for 12 hours in that nasty airport while AC flew a replacement plane across the Atlantic since their one and only plane in Venice broke down. The plane they sent was a 767 built in 1989 (this was in 2013), that truly looked and sounded like it was going to fall apart. Think the biplane scene from “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World”.
Time to load Ya’al who stand or sit to pee.
Bigger fish to fry then this. I remember the world ending when stewardess was replaced with flight attendant. People swore they’d never fly again. I kinda wish that happened as the lines would have thinned out. I’d guess they will say, “good morning passengers”. Oh the horror.
We are now boarding. We’ll begin with First Class cattle and then steerage after.
“Welcome aboard front holes, back holes and top holes.”
Read later.
Cut ‘em out, ride ‘em in
Ride ‘em in, cut ‘em out
Cut ‘em out, ride ‘em in: