[Carriage Hill]

Glad I don't fly commercial anymore.

[RomanSoldier19]

well cattle is more appropirate

[miserare]

How about “Ladies and Germs,” as Milton Berle often addressed his audience?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

I flew Delta the past two weeks on four segments. Their jetways have the cutest photo of two homos snuggled together in the plane seats, one with his head on the other’s shoulder, all lovey-dovey jetting off to some romantic destination.

They sent me a survey after my trip. I responded: “I was highly offended by the photos on your jetways.”