Posted on 01/17/2020 1:29:08 PM PST by blueyon
Won’t need a long rope for his “dance” but likely need extra grease to make sure he doesn’t get stuck when the trap door opens...
When he sits around the mosque, he sits AROUND the mosque!
they could prayer service between his butt cheeks and probably did a time or two. LOL
Jabba the Cannibal.
That's short for
Abu Abdul BariATRIC
And he wipes his ass how?
Let me guess...his wife’s name is Fatima?
Looks like the Bagdadi treasure trove of info is bearing fruit.
Dale The Whale - Monk’s nemesis.
Following a trail of discarded candy wrappers our brave soldiers first tried to lure him out with a twinkie but had to get him out with a harpoon instead...Aloha Snack Bar!
Looks like he ate his 72 virgins
Whatever happened to all the spontaneous human combustion stories that used to be popular? This guy could power a whole city.
He would blow himself up for the glory of Allah, but they can’t find a belt large enough to fit him. Besides, none of the 72 virgins would have him.
Priceless excerpt:
“”Macer Gifford, a British citizen who fought with a US-backed Kurdish militia in Syria, applauded the arrest and compared Bari to the slug-like gang lord of the Star Wars universe who lived on the desert planet Tatooine.
“I’m delighted to say that the Islamic State’s very own Jabba the Hutt has been captured in Mosul,” he said in a tweet.
“As long as the Devil bastes him properly Shifa al Nima should crisp nicely in hell… He literally looks like the world’s biggest chicken,” Gifford said.
Referring to Bari’s heft, he added: “Good luck hanging him Iraq.””
Fat chance he wouldn’t be caught someday.
Pizza face.
THIS???!!!! is what they follow???!!!
Saddam Hussein was sentenced to death by hanging for crimes against humanity on November 5, 2006, and was executed on December 30, 2006 at approximately 6:00 a.m. local time. During the drop there was an audible crack indicating that his neck was broken, a successful example of a long drop hanging.
By contrast, Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti, the head of the Mukhabarat, Saddam’s security agency, and Awad Hamed al-Bandar, former chief judge, were executed on January 15, 2007, also by the long drop method, but Barzan was decapitated by the rope at the end of his fall indicating that the drop was too long, relative to his body weight.
This may change the procedure as I’m not sure if there is a rope drop short enough not to decapitate the prisoner due to his immense weight. They may have to use injection or gas to get it done.
It’s obvious it will happen as “He is considered one of the foremost leaders of ISIS and was responsible for issuing fatwas that led to the murder of scholars and clerics,” Iraqi police said. Shifa al-Nima, also known as Abu Abdul Bari, is a seriously bad dude – responsible for the murders and rapes of men, women and children.
rwood
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