Posted on 03/19/2021 7:09:52 PM PDT by Magnatron
Yet that can be taken as hateful toward certain minorities so their attempt at PC is still faulty.
Who will they makeover next? Uncle Wiggily?
Pick a card. Advance to Boardwalk, Join ANTIFAGet paid $1000 to burn the motherfncker down to the ground!
You’re a racist. Go straight to jail. Your government ration card is revoked.
And “Feces Avenue” for the San Fran version.
Community....communism.
I see crappy communities, to be honest. Again, all lip service, no reality.
In my parents’ youth there WAS communit. In a good way. My dad very small town, my mom big city. But they had true community.
You have won 2nd place in a beauty contest because the male-born woman won 1st place. Collect $10.
Receive for gay wedding services $25.
Basic income check error in your favor. Collect $200.
Go to work. Go directly to work. Do not pass the welfare office. Do not collect government money.
Get out of work free card. This card may be kept until needed or until you vote Republican.
Take a ride on the Drag Queen Reading Hour.
Advance token to the nearest green utility. Roll the dice and pay ten times the amount shown, then double it because of green energy fees.
Go back 3 spaces while you wait on your EV to charge during a green energy blackout.
From sale of Israeli stock collect $50.
Hamilton Play Opera opening night. Collect $50 from every player. You are assessed for street repairs. $40 for people of color. $115 per white person due to inherent racism.
Advanced token to the nearest railroad and pay the black owner twice the rental to which he is otherwise entitled. If the owner is white and you are black, you may take it from him for reparations.
You have been elected Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee. Pay each minority in your district $50.
The goal of the game is to come to an understanding of the mindset of your opponents. Luck plays a big part but you can still learn a lot.
Nothng says “yesterday” like “tomorrow.”
There was a game called Anti-Monopoly. It was kinda topical and fun back in the 70’s. Same sort of game except you were all lawyers trying to “bust the trusts.”
BTW, does this mean Mr. Moneybags is out the door?
And I need to track down a copy of Monopoly in the original Klingon! :-D
Good one!
Such a modernized version might serve to keep the SJWs at home, instead of out rioting and burning down cities.
Now owned by Hasbro.
So a good possibility.
Hasbro, or HasBeen?
Monopoly’s cards have already been “updated”.”Christmas Fund Matures” became “Holiday Fund Matures” a long time ago. I still play with my 1975 edition.
The very funny Black comedian, George Wallace (his real name) said he invented a Black Monopoly game. Every space was “Go to jail”.
I know monopoly offends me too bro...
#GetWokeGoBroke
They better modernize that income tax square and compel everyone to land on it just after passing GO - just like in real life.
They should have a card “You got infected with COVID. Skip two weeks.”
They’ve added two pieces to the players’ tokens - a hypodermic syringe and little silver turd.
DO NOT touch the deliciously barbaric R*I*S*K*, dammit!!!
I *adore* my cold blooded global conquests and Machiavellian “alliances” that I will inevitably betray!
/see them driven before me and hear the lamentations of the vimmen
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