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CIA Releases New Woke Recruitment Video After Previous Ads Mocked
The Daily Wire ^ | May 9, 2021 | Mairead McArdle

Posted on 05/09/2021 7:21:47 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

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To: E. Pluribus Unum

James Bond will soon be collaborating with Felix Leiterintheloafers.


21 posted on 05/09/2021 8:07:47 PM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

homos are inherent security risks

you were not hired if lgbt perverted nor if you had straight fetishes


22 posted on 05/09/2021 8:11:56 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Flick Lives

“...their attempt to crack down on patriots in this country should fail spectacularly...”

One can hope.


23 posted on 05/09/2021 8:15:39 PM PDT by Paladin2 (CAPILITAZATION? Don't ask.....)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“SJWs Always Double Down”

https://www.amazon.com/SJWs-Always-Double-Down-Anticipating-ebook/dp/B075BGGKLG/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=SJWs+Always+Double+Down&qid=1620617057&sr=8-1


24 posted on 05/09/2021 8:24:53 PM PDT by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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To: max americana
"to these pukes, the priority is to be a faggot than protecting American lives."

Takin' it in the ass for the CIA.

25 posted on 05/09/2021 8:27:01 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The CIA needs to recruit deviants because they know how many they illegally installed in power in different countries around the world.


26 posted on 05/09/2021 9:00:27 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

27 posted on 05/09/2021 9:53:30 PM PDT by montag813 ("Fallen, fallen, is Babylon the Great")
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
“Imagine my surprise when I was taking my oath at the CIA and I noticed a rainbow on then-Director Brennan’s lanyard leering at my crotch while groping himself.”

Regards,

28 posted on 05/09/2021 10:15:00 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Party in the CIA
29 posted on 05/09/2021 10:28:51 PM PDT by Svartalfiar
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To: Paladin2

#3. I wonder if the CIA has “Happy Meals” on their cafeteria’s lunch list.

Do they have a “Harvey Milk” shake?

Any “Rainbow colored cake” for desert?

How about an alphabet soup such as “LGBTXUBC”?

Do they only serve food from the Left of the eater?

Guess White Bread toast is off the menu. Too racist!

How about cereal. Do they only serve the ones full of “nuts, flakes and fruits”.

Do all drinking cups come with only a Left-sided handle?

I’ll bet they only serve “smashed crackers” with cheese whiz as a form of revenge for past injustices.

Do they call their hot dogs “weenies”?

Do they have nap-times for the “woke folk”?

I don’t even want to know what the position of “Bi-nary coder” is.

If the oxymoron of CIA (”Central Intelligence Agency”) is still around, this is one Ox that should be Gored into the history books.

Next, onto the FBI, Federal Bureau of Incompetence where their recruiting ad will say, “We will find only white extremists terrorists and insurrections so that America will be protected from all 300 of them”.

“There is NO threat from the Left”. Move on to the threat of Mike Lindell and his horde of marching mattresses.


30 posted on 05/09/2021 11:38:05 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: alexander_busek

#28. I didn’t know that Brennan was Jeffrey Tobin’s brother!

Guess we should refer to them as the “Crotchety Brothers”.

I’d throw in Brian Stetler but no one knows what’s under his clothes and won’t risk their lives to find out. Maybe he is actually Anthony Weiner’s “Little Weiner” brother. Nicknames for them would be “Carlos Erectos” and “Little Erector”.


31 posted on 05/09/2021 11:42:07 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Hire the insane, freaks, nuts, perverts... in positions of power. What could go wrong? bradley manning, reality winter...


32 posted on 05/09/2021 11:44:56 PM PDT by The Right Edge (Staunch Trump Supporter AND PROUD to be!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Union is dissolved and republic is dead as far as I am concerned. I have no idea how long the USA will last but it is pretty much in name only status now.


33 posted on 05/10/2021 12:35:54 AM PDT by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

If we shut down the CIA & FBI, they will just re-form as some other Democrat/Leftist organization, and they will still be funded by tax money. (Brennan, Comey, etc., are still busy activists somewhere.)

It could make them stronger by eliminating every vestige of oversight.


34 posted on 05/10/2021 4:07:30 AM PDT by UnwashedPeasant (Trump is the last legally elected U.S. President.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Gag me with a dog biscuit.


35 posted on 05/10/2021 4:13:25 AM PDT by USS Alaska (NUKE ALL MOOSELIMB TERRORISTS, NOW.)
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To: UnwashedPeasant

They won’t reform without funding and with judicious imprisonment of malfactors


36 posted on 05/10/2021 4:14:15 AM PDT by Chickensoup (Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
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To: realcleanguy
yes, Brennan is Muslim and Muslims kill gays.

Many mooselimb men are closet pedophiles, read their own literature.

Sure they kill open gays, they want to protect their own secret life style.

37 posted on 05/10/2021 4:17:31 AM PDT by USS Alaska (NUKE ALL MOOSELIMB TERRORISTS, NOW.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Since when did the CIA make recruitment videos?


38 posted on 05/10/2021 4:45:06 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: Bookshelf
"It is common knowledge that more than half CIA employees are gay."

Didn't Hitler rise to power with the support of gays? (Seems like I read that a couple of places)

39 posted on 05/10/2021 5:01:28 AM PDT by The Duke (Search for 'Sydney Ducks' and understand what is needed.)
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To: VTenigma

I agree. Another yuge embarrassment!


40 posted on 05/10/2021 5:56:19 AM PDT by sauropod (Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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