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Pa. man seriously hurt, will be charged after trying to launch firework from his groin: police
Pennlive ^
| 9 July A.D. 2021
| Sarah Cassi
Posted on 07/09/2021 9:07:00 AM PDT by lightman
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To: lightman
This is one of those little problems that tends to solve itself...
To: lightman
Man. Fireworks. Groin.
What could go wrong?
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posted on
07/09/2021 10:38:56 AM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free - Gal. 5:1)
To: lightman
“...Rep. Peter Schweyer, D-Lehigh, and would make consumer-grade fireworks illegal ..”
A banocrat.
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posted on
07/09/2021 10:49:40 AM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: lightman
Please send our Florida man back...we miss him.
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posted on
07/09/2021 10:49:55 AM PDT
by
rrrod
(6)
To: Leep
If he would have claim he was celebrating gay pride he would have been let go. Or tell them he was doing his own gender reassignment procedure.
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posted on
07/09/2021 10:51:16 AM PDT
by
TangoLimaSierra
(⭐⭐To the left, truth is right-wing extremism.⭐⭐)
To: lightman
This is what happens when cousins marry.
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posted on
07/09/2021 10:51:49 AM PDT
by
jmacusa
(America. Founded by geniuses . Now governed by idiots.)
To: lightman
My fave are those that try to launch a skyrocket with their butt cheeks holding the stick.
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posted on
07/09/2021 10:54:16 AM PDT
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
(Do kids in Iceland still play "The Floor Is Lava?")
To: TangoLimaSierra
Or tell them he was doing his own gender reassignment procedure. Now that you bring it up, Dr. Richard (Dickless) aka "Rachel" Levine has been pretty much out of the public eye since being appointed to the Biden administration.
Only GOOD thing Buy-DUNG has done!
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posted on
07/09/2021 10:54:41 AM PDT
by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: TangoLimaSierra
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posted on
07/09/2021 10:56:52 AM PDT
by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: Steve_Seattle
Probably the brother of the guy who accidentally got his penis stuck in a camp stove.
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posted on
07/09/2021 11:03:48 AM PDT
by
skimbell
To: lightman
I’m just here for the comments.😄
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posted on
07/09/2021 11:04:16 AM PDT
by
BiteYourSelf
( Earth first we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
To: lightman
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posted on
07/09/2021 11:06:01 AM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
To: lightman
men should not be allowed to vote....
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posted on
07/09/2021 11:06:42 AM PDT
by
cherry
To: lightman; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; ...
DANG!
(Also possible MG Ping here)
To: lightman
It’s always funny until someone loses a testicle...
To: ProudVet97
“My first thought was “Isn’t Biden from PA?””
This man was from Wilkes Barre. It’s right next to Biden’s Scranton, just down I-81 a bit.
To: lightman
Do they say “hold my beer and watch this” is PA or that just a Southern thing?
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posted on
07/09/2021 12:00:23 PM PDT
by
kalee
To: BiteYourSelf
Same here - just enjoying the comments.
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posted on
07/09/2021 12:01:11 PM PDT
by
Pollster1
(America is no longer in Claire Wolfe's "awkward stage")
To: lightman
it’s all fun and games until someone loses a nut...
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posted on
07/09/2021 12:01:35 PM PDT
by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: lightman
Maybe I’m just lacking in balls, but I’m stumped.
I try to visualize this, and I come up short.
Can someone with an imagination help me?
Exactly how would someone launch fireworks from his groin in a manner than anyone would think was worth trying?
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posted on
07/09/2021 12:04:09 PM PDT
by
Pollster1
(America is no longer in Claire Wolfe's "awkward stage")
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