Posted on 10/18/2021 11:25:58 AM PDT by Kaslin
More divisive tactics from the left.
Turning citizens against fellow citizens.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I’m talking about Delta, you TWERP!
This year is going to be different. This year we are going to grab the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus.
Greg: What do you intend to do sir? Delta’s already on probation.
Dean Wormer: They are?
Greg: Yes, sir.
Dean Wormer: Oh. Then as of this moment, they’re on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!
Greg: Double Secret Probation, Sir?
Dean Wormer: There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution which gives the dean unlimited power to preserve order in time of campus emergency.
Find me a way to revoke Delta’s charter. You live next door. Put Neidermeyer on it. He’s a sneaky little sh%#, just like you, right? [Greg nods] The time has come for someone to put their foot down. And that foot is me.
Show up on Saturday at the game. Break up the players on the field.
To match their noses.
Thanks.
Sounds like today.
Sounds like a young adult version of the Hitler Youth.
That’s a hugely bad idea. It will turn students against each other. Unpopular students will be charged more than popular, even if the charge is made up. That college is about to become a very unhappy place to learn.
What happened to “snitches get stitches”?
Many of them already are. One of the newer ideas among the college fascist left is “silence is violence”. So you can’t even be neutral anymore. Your silence is proof that you’re a hater who must be canceled.
Or Milgram’s experiment.
I honestly hope the snitches get KTFO and end up on World Star Hip Hop.
Now they'll engage in mask hoaxes.
“Gnome Sane?”
I like your interpretation of the spelling.
I have always gone with “nomsayin’?”
Creepy!!! And I’m sure they found a lot of students happy to do it.
Back in the day, if you pulled that crap at school, you got your arse beat.
Now, for all their “Resist!” antics, the SoyBoys and RugMunchers on the Campi all across the fruited plain (a Rush-ism) wouldn’t know how to resist a darn thing.
Yeah, that was my first thought. Also, the snitch dorm rooms would not be a safe place.
I wonder how many of these fascisti will accidentally fall down the stairs.
Minor scale of the same principle at work in law enforcement in general.
Become part of the power structure! Make the world a better place, keep good order, and get paid for being a good citizen!
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