Posted on 12/09/2021 1:02:22 PM PST by ChicagoConservative27
so what about a modern day black 3 stooges of kapernick, jussie and bubba?? 3 frauds out to dupe the world! that would be ‘such’ a great act!!
Linda Burnett, 26, A resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and a Biden supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed, and the expiration date was from 2018, so it was determined to be Trump's fault.
Were I one of the two muscled Black brothers used by the Conniving, lying Jussie Smollett I would get my story out to the people so I would not be tarred with the same brush...which is more than likely because Smollett is a desperate man.
He’s going to get off and skate on these charges... Again.
I could see him as in a sitcom with the Markles as the “Rochester” character from the Jack Benny Show.
They and he are the same.
This guys more toxic than Nancy Pelosis breath
He can to a prison reality show. Woke black gay man falls in love with white supremacist cell mate.
Showbiz? His commitment to racial justice is needed in the Senate! /s
He’s done; he’ll get work digging latrines and ditches.
LOL
Well that had me going right to the end
:):):)
CNN needs a rating gimmick.
Lol.......
The verdict just came in. Smollett may receive a part, it just won’t be in Hollywood.
>>Think about those who suckered for it right off, and then
held to that belief for a while. Think they are going to
look favorable on him getting breaks?<<
He made his early supporters look like idiots.
Hollywood elites do not like being made to look like idiots.
Does the prison have a theater program? My guess he will spend only a few months behind bars, if any.
I’m sure she thought the end was near. It sounds rather comical
to us, but I’m sure it was very traumatic to her.
That sucker may have made an awful noise in the car, and
feeling the dough, makes me wonder what I might have thought.
After a few moments, I think I would have figured that if I
was still able to think, it was probably not as bad as I had
first thought.
I look back on my life, and am glad I never tried a trick
like this one.
There were some tricks though... LOL
Too soon old. Too late smart.
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