Al Franken endorses Liz Cheney

Twitter ^ | August 13, 2022 | Al Franken

[gdzla]

Hey Al, You funny guy!

[logician2u]

So will this un-funny comedian apply his superior knowledge of such things as stuffing the ballot boxes, delaying the vote count and accusing his opponent of rigging the election to ensure Ms. Cheney another term in the House?

Or is this endorsement a way to publicize his next book?

[Pigsley]

David Duke gonna jump in!

[Scott from the Left Coast]

That’s the funniest thing Franken has done in…well…ever.

[laplata]

Liz should be very proud of this putrid bastard’s endorsement.

[dfwgator]

David Duke gonna jump in!

He's an Ilhan Omar fan.

[vivenne]

Total Desperation.

[Grampa Dave]

Al Franken endorses Liz Cheney!

That is like tossing a 100# bag of dry cement to a drowning person.

[Az Joe]

The “Blow of Mercy.”

[rbg81]

She better not fall asleep on a plane with him.

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Maybe she let Al cop a feel?

[Musketeer]

Al has both hands on those fluffy titties!

[llevrok]

Uh oh. I’m expecting a Pelosi, Schiff, AOC, Biden, and Obama endorsement now.

Don't leave out our two elder statesmen, Algore and Jimmah. I'm sure this was an innocent oversight on your part due to the weight of Franken(stein)'s endoresemnt (wink)

[sergeantdave]

Since when is Twitter considered a reliable news source for FR?

Never mind...the vile Washington Post and NYT have had landing privileges on FR for years.

Yay, Twitter! A new and exciting leftist news source for brainwashed dummies has been approved on FR.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Lizard’s going all the way !

[ToxicMasculinity]

What price free dumb?

[Yo-Yo]

[cyclotic]

Franken walked in front of my car at a red light. It was very difficult to keep my foot on the brake.

I apologize.

[Flick Lives]

Like adding a boat anchor to the Titanic.

[swingdoc]

Al Franken used both hands to support Lizie’s endorsements. Sources say an excitement nippled through her camp as ex Senator Flicken promised his breast efforts to ensure she rises past the hard competition. “Wiz is definitely a RILF (representative I’d like to feel) good to get behind” Al said with a gapped smile. Chiz reportedly spread her arms wide open to receive his penetrating staff support who released gushing praise for the daughter of Dick, a former VP known for shooting his ammo over his friend’s face. “The entire room was in motion” she was heard expressing herself freely. “Plus we’re all thrilled to get on top of Monkeypox, that cannot come soon enough!” Sadly however, Dick could not be reached, leaving Fiz to come to her own policy stances.
“Please don’t be shy in stuffing the ballot box”, she teased, “we can’t let MAGA get off that easily!” “Clearly, more to come” she was quoted as Fracken squeezed past reporters, finishing his presser early.

[The Fop]

The Buck Fush crowd are Liz’s biggest fans.