I criticize the lardass’ unfettered access to twinkies.
That’s not what they told me at 1 Police Plaza or in Kew Garden Hills. I had to get fingerprinted, background checked, pay a huge fee for being fingerprinted and for the license, and then I had to bring in the pistol that I bought to get it registered on the license, and wait 3 months before I could purchase another, and the requirements for long guns at Kew Gardens were pretty stiff, too.
Of course, I did also buy a pistol illegally and cheaply during the same time.