Judicial Watch: Secret Service Records Disclose Agency Boats Inoperable for Obama Chef Drowning Emergency

Judicial Watch ^ | December 12, 2023 | Staff

[1Old Pro]

The paddle board itself is a floatation device?

I know, and wear would you store additional flotation devices aboard a paddle board?

[al baby]

you wear it

[Honest Nigerian]

LOL Those boats had just been moved to Massachusetts after being at Mar A Lago for several years.
I am joking.
The coincidences in this “story” are amusing.
I wonder which of the deceased’s feet was attached to a heavy object.
Again, this story stinks like a flock of buzzards eating possum roadkill.

[Major Matt Mason]

The same report notes former President Obama came to the incident scene and the search was paused so President Obama could speak to the eyewitness

Never mind the guy at the bottom of the pond.

[one guy in new jersey]

Oohhhhhhhhhkay!

[desertsolitaire]

has a routine required toxicology report from the autopsy for death by misadventure been made public yet? I don’t recall seeing it but I don’t obsess on details like that, at least not anymore.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

How curious.

[Sirius Lee]

The paddle board itself is a floatation device?????

Correct. And normally, one has a bungee around one of the ankles so that if you do fall, the board doesn't go very far.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Clearly stinky cheese. The whole story reeks. Its nonsensical. They halted the search so an ex president could question the witness? WTH?

[Sertorius]

Did he give out autographs?

[marktwain]

Sounds like the chef was drunk or otherwise impaired.

My impression as well.

[allendale]

The gay lovers of the elite are very disposable.

[SaxxonWoods]

“...if he had something like BPPV (Benign paroxysmal positional vertigo) he would struggle to remain above the water’s surface.”

Never heard of it, but that’s on point. I was thinking maybe when he fell in he happened to inhale some water and things went downhill from there.

On the other hand there is a Chappaquiddick vibe I can’t shake.

[SaxxonWoods]

“The same report notes former President Obama came to the incident scene and the search was paused so President Obama could speak to the eyewitness”

That makes no sense. Was the eyewitness the only person searching?

[thegagline]

Never heard of it, but that’s on point.

I didn’t either until I experienced it for the first time a few years ago. The first time I ended up face down on the floor, holding on for dear life.

[logi_cal869]

And underwater-disrober.

[urbanpovertylawcenter]

REDRUM!

[CaptainK]

Who is Ms. Taylor and what was her relationship to the victim?

Also, wasn’t the original story that all the Obama’s were out of town?

[GOPJ]

“It is disturbing that Secret Service boats did not work for this emergency situation,” said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton. “This new information perhaps explains why the Secret Service is still hiding video related to the tragic drowning.”

Not much talk in the corrupt press about this either... I'm shocked. /s

[Vaduz]

Giving up and sinking underwater.

Wow that’s right up there with a Clinton story.

Obama winks