Posted on 03/23/2024 7:46:04 PM PDT by fluorescence
We are living in a Stephen King book.
Be must be part Haitian
My guess would be it tastes like pork
Even Atticus Finch knew to shoot a mad dog.
So the guy was arrested, probably already out, and who knows what demented acts are up ahead in store.
Why wait for the train to supply him with free food?
He was a lawyer back in those days they shot mad dogs, now they defend them.
Well, in his defense, the guy wasn’t using it n’more. Officer.
Later
Did the poleece bring him some mustard (culturally appropriate condiments only, please).
Ling pig
Jerk. Sauce...
It's always them, Booboo...
It’s what’s for dinner.
Sailor #2: We can’t hold out much longer.
Sailor #5: Listen...chaps...there’s still a chance. I’m...done for, I’ve...got a gamy leg and I’m going fast; I’ll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you’d better eat me.
Sailor #1: Eat you, sir?
Sailor #5: Yes. Eat me.
Sailor #2: Ewwww! With a gamy leg?
Sailor #5: You didn’t eat the leg, Thompson. There’s still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.
Sailor #3: It’s not just the leg, sir.
Sailor #5: What do you mean?
Sailor #5: Well, sir...it’s just that -
Sailor #5: Why don’t you want to eat me?
Sailor #3: I’d rather eat Johnson, sir! (points to sailor #4)
Sailor #2: So would I, sir.
Sailor #5: I see.
Sailor #4: Well that’s settled then...everyone’s gonna eat me!
Sailor #1: Uh, well.
Sailor #5: What, sir?
Sailor #1:: No, no you go ahead, please, I won’t.......
Sailor #4: Oh nonsense, sir, you’re starving; ducking.
Sailor #1: No, no, it’s not that.
Sailor #2: What’s the matter with Johnson, sir?
Sailor #1: Well, he’s not kosher.
Sailor #3: That depends how we kill him, sir.
Sailor #1: Yes, that’s true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I’d rather eat Hodges.
Sailor #2: Oh well, all right.
Sailor #5: I still prefer Johnson.
Sailor #5: I wish you’d all stop bickering and eat me.
Sailor #2: Look. I tell you what. Those who want to can eat Johnson. And you, sir, can have my leg. And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we’ll have Johnson cold for supper.
Sailor #1: Good thinking, Hodges.
Sailor #4: And we’ll finish off with the peaches. (picks up a tin of . peaches)
Sailor #3: And we can start off with the avocados. (picks up two avocados)
Sailor #1: Waitress! (a waitress walks in) We’ve decided now, we’re going to have leg of Hodges...
Chinese long pig?
Sickos like this walk among us. It’s disgusting.
Wasco is one of those. I have been through it several times when heading upstate.
What’s with all this bigotry toward practicing cannibals?
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.