Al Qaeda's Grocery Lists and Manuals of Killing

The NY Times ^ | 3-17-2002 | By DAVID ROHDE and C. J. CHIVERS

[vannrox]

I found this of interest.

[ppaul]

FREEP this poll:
NATIONAL ID CARD - Should the federal government require us all
to carry electronic identification?

[Friedrich Hayek]

Please stop spamming every thread with your Freep request. One post was enough.

[Free the USA]

Check the Bump List folders for articles related to and descriptions of the above topic(s) or for other topics of interest.

[struwwelpeter]

I used to read old Soviet military records with the same interest, but those brought the human side of the enemy to life. The Al Qaeda records just make we want to kill more of 'em.

[xm177e2]

NATIONAL ID CARD - Should the federal government require us all to carry electronic identification?

Let's just make the National ID card voluntary at first (except for advocates of national ID, we'd force them to get one). There should be no benefits whatsoever for carrying one. Of course, it should be required for them to disclose they are carrying a card every time they want to purchase something at a store, and every time they walk past a policeman on the street.

Make it a felony to not disclose the card... Then we'll see how long their fondness for these cards lasts.

[Ukiapah Heep]

One part of this manual need to come true. All good Christians, Jews, and other "infidels" do need to make war on Islam. Military action may not be enough. These people make war on non-Islamic majorities wherever they can, as witnessed by the train burning in India. I'm beginning to think that only a terrible retribution will stem Islam.

[ppaul]

Please stop spamming every thread with your Freep request.

Javol Herr High School Hall Monitor!

[Uncle Miltie]

If relatively moderate Islam is unwilling to condemn and restrain radical Islam, then a terrible fate will befall them both.

Islam has been hijacked and is on a collision course with the West. We will win, the only question being at the cost of how many of our and their lives. The Palestinians being an example of widespread Islamic support for barbaric, nihilistic terrorism, I have little hope for avoiding mass death.

If it comes to massive carnage, let's be sure it befalls them.

[Physicist]

Any Froot Loops on the grocery list?

[Catspaw]

Any Froot Loops on the grocery list?

Good one!

I just have this vision of an al queda guy sitting in his cell in Gitmo, getting his 1st breakfast, looking down at his Froot Loops & saying (in Arabic), "what the hell is this?"

[Valin]

"Follow all Islamic principles.
"Pray five times a day.
"Punctual for food.
"No ammunition training without the permission of the teacher.
"Cleanliness.
"Clean beds and tents once a week.
"Clean the environment.
"Do not leave compound......

Osama's Inter-Cave Memo
From: Bin Laden, Osama
Sent: Monday, October 22, 2001 8:17 AM
To: Cavemates
Subject: The Cave

Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says
"Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave daily.
I've posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening.

Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we're taping. Thanks.

Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.

Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone.
Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

Death to infidels,
Osama

[Admin Moderator]

stop spamming the threads. thank you.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Good one!

[milestogo]

A National Rifle Association target was found in a Harkat house in Kabul. A few miles away, in a Qaeda house, a sign implored, "My brother the mujahid, my brother the visitor, please keep the guest house clean."

The NRA hq in Fairfax,VA?

[Valin]

Bump

[ChadGore]

I read this whole article, and it's chilling how delusional people are when they're following a genocidal mad man like binladen.

[happygrl]

He He He...

[SevenDaysInMay]

Bump.