Abreast of fashion: 'Man-zier' debuts

The Daily Telegraph ^ | 1/14/03 | Jennifer Melocco

[wimpycat]

What? Having a set of teats all to yourself doesn't appeal to you?

[Catspaw]

Well, um, I was going to use another word with two of the same letters, but I thought my post would be outta here!

And my hubby grew up on a dairy farm. He still uses bovine references :-))

[ItsJeff]

Not that I'm any sort of judge, but aesthetically speaking, I don't like the pointy look.

Well that, plus the phallus. Not big on that, either.

[Lady Eileen]

Ummm... I assume High Heels go with all that feminine finery as well?

Yes, of course, but peeking out from under long skirts. =)

[aruanan]

Wasn't there a seinfeld episode where Kramer tried to invent one of those?

Yes, but in this instance it was an aid to overweight men who had big floppy man boobs. It was designed to prevent the victim from going around with what appeared to be a bosom, not make him look as though he had one.

[MotleyGirl70]

Or perhaps wearing only hot-out-of-the-dryer (or pizza oven)clothes.

Or better yet a roll-out tie dispenser.

These are all ligitimate clothing inventions. :)

[MotleyGirl70]

So, which is it? The "Bro" or the "Man-zier"?

It can't be the "Bro", it's too ethnic.

[Screaming_Gerbil]

That's about as gay as it gets!

Well, it seems to be an attempt to mainstream some other behaviors...